Only moments ago, I was staring so longingly at the mashed potatoes on the work café hot bar to my right that I walked into the sneeze guard on the work café cold bar to my left.
I did so with such force that I knocked over the faux vegetation atop the buffet, revealing both its Marshall’s price tag and my mad gross motor skills.
FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE.
I did so with such force that I knocked over the faux vegetation atop the buffet, revealing both its Marshall’s price tag and my mad gross motor skills.
FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE.
19 Comments:
I think everybody's having One of Those Weeks.
Mashed potatoes would totally make mine better, though.
have another glass of wine!
Well? Did you have the potatoes? Plastic parsley .99 cents, on the side?
And now I am salivating over the idea of mashed potatoes. Damn you!
Thanks to your love of mashed potatoes, I now know where to fulfill all my faux vegetation needs. Thanks, Kris!
Yikes Kris! Who knew a craving for spuds could lead to the domino effect.
Be careful, would ya?
Yet another reason why faux greenery should be outlawed!
Damn girl, now I want mashed potatoes!!!!!!!
Gravy too, please.
Water—drink water. Lots and lots of water. Sparkling water is better yet—it will fill you up.
And try to think about something else. Like cigarettes or something...
i feel for you! water water yes yes. have you seen this True Lemon stuff you can sprinkle in your water so it tastes like SOMETHING? it does help.
funny, i've actually been talking about sneezeguards all day (for real) and it sent shivers down my spine to see someone else having written that word. weird.
I want taters!
I don't want your motor skills, cause I've already got 'em! I've totally eaten sh*t in the office and landed on the floor in front of our VP. I'm so uncoordinated.
Mmmmmm, taters.
I do stuff like that when I'm eating normally--in junior high, I was given the nickname "Klutz [maiden name]."
hold on, baby. hold on. eye on the prize.
Oh, Hun...
What are we going to do with you?
You're a mess!
Some on up here so we can give you a lovin fix!
lol... just have a spoonful.
Visual's are making me shoot coffee through my nose.
I don't blame you. I'd do that for any form of potatoes.
Too funny.
Ah, I remember the days of South Beach and salivating over anything carbalicious.
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