February 9, 2006
Please, sir, may I have some more?
Only moments ago, I was staring so longingly at the mashed potatoes on the work café hot bar to my right that I walked into the sneeze guard on the work café cold bar to my left.

I did so with such force that I knocked over the faux vegetation atop the buffet, revealing both its Marshall’s price tag and my mad gross motor skills.

FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE.


21 Comments:

Blogger Rhinestone Cowgirl said...

I think everybody's having One of Those Weeks.

Mashed potatoes would totally make mine better, though.

Blogger kimmay said...

have another glass of wine!

Blogger Washington Cube said...

Well? Did you have the potatoes? Plastic parsley .99 cents, on the side?

Blogger Brookelina said...

And now I am salivating over the idea of mashed potatoes. Damn you!

Blogger mysterygirl! said...

Thanks to your love of mashed potatoes, I now know where to fulfill all my faux vegetation needs. Thanks, Kris!

Blogger Wicked H said...

Yikes Kris! Who knew a craving for spuds could lead to the domino effect.

Be careful, would ya?

Blogger Maliavale said...

Yet another reason why faux greenery should be outlawed!

Blogger Debby said...

Damn girl, now I want mashed potatoes!!!!!!!

Blogger Bill said...

Gravy too, please.

Blogger Finn said...

Water—drink water. Lots and lots of water. Sparkling water is better yet—it will fill you up.

And try to think about something else. Like cigarettes or something...

Blogger Oy Vey said...

i feel for you! water water yes yes. have you seen this True Lemon stuff you can sprinkle in your water so it tastes like SOMETHING? it does help.

funny, i've actually been talking about sneezeguards all day (for real) and it sent shivers down my spine to see someone else having written that word. weird.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I want taters!

I don't want your motor skills, cause I've already got 'em! I've totally eaten sh*t in the office and landed on the floor in front of our VP. I'm so uncoordinated.

Blogger Bookhart said...

Mmmmmm, taters.

I do stuff like that when I'm eating normally--in junior high, I was given the nickname "Klutz [maiden name]."

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

hold on, baby. hold on. eye on the prize.

Blogger Neil said...

I hope they got a photo for the employee newspaper.

Anonymous Jorge said...

Oh, Hun...
What are we going to do with you?

You're a mess!

Some on up here so we can give you a lovin fix!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol... just have a spoonful.

Blogger Oh, that girl. said...

Visual's are making me shoot coffee through my nose.

Blogger Kiki said...

I don't blame you. I'd do that for any form of potatoes.

Blogger playfulinnc said...

Too funny.

Ah, I remember the days of South Beach and salivating over anything carbalicious.

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

See, THIS is why diets suck.

Well, it's reason #44.

Glad you walked on, Lady!!! Good for you!!!

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