April 12, 2006
NO. SERIOUSLY. WuhTF???
Honestly, how much can one girl take in two weeks?

Gyllenhaal, Sarsgaard Engaged
Apr 11, 2:44 PM EST

The Associated Press

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and expecting a baby, her publicist said Tuesday.

It will be the first marriage for both actors, Gyllenhaal's representative, Amanda Silverman, said Tuesday. No other information was released.

The couple have been dating for four years.

Screen credits for the 28-year-old Gyllenhaal include roles in Oliver Stone's upcoming "World Trade Center," "Mona Lisa Smile," "Secretary" and "Donnie Darko," co-starring her brother, Jake Gyllenhaal.

Sarsgaard, 35, starred alongside Jake Gyllenhaal in last year's war drama "Jarhead." His screen credits also include "Boys Don't Cry," "Shattered Glass" and "Kinsey."



props to Mystery Girl and Erika for bringing this madness to my attention.

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34 Comments:

Blogger yournamehere said...

"World Trade Center"? You've got to be kidding me. Is Josh Hartnet in this? Will Aerosmith play the theme song? Bill Pullman (our worst American actor) as George W. Bush? Bea Arthur as Dick Cheney?

Blogger Diet Coke of Evil said...

I saw this this morning, but I didn't want to send it your way so early. Nobody is equipped to handle this type of information first thing in the morning.

Also, was I the only one who didn't know that they'd been dating that long? I thought they MET when Jake and Saarsgard were filming Jarhead. I am clearly an idiot.

Blogger Reid said...

Are celebrities aware of birth control? Maybe it's just me, but it seems like "got knocked up" is becoming the main reason for celebrity marriages.

Blogger Miss Scarlet said...

She's preggers?! Whoa.

Blogger mrsmogul said...

I literally just read the news on eonline LOL. yeah...it's weird how celebs get pregnant without being married like a drop of a hat!

Blogger t2ed said...

My celebrity name for the new duo is:

Peterhall

I hope I'm the lucky winner in the Entertainment Press Make Up a Catchy Moniker Tournament. TomKat was totally mine by the way.

Blogger JJ said...

Okay, so my first thought was that it was Jake and Peter. And I haven't even seen Brokeback yet.

Blogger Washington Cube said...

...as long as it's not her hottie brother getting married. :x

Blogger HMP said...

At least Jake is still available, right?

Anonymous gorillabuns said...

i'm sure as hollywood marriages go, it won't last forever. as soon as she pushes out the kid, they'll get divorced a' la charlie sheen and denise richards and so many others.

Blogger kitkat said...

I love that this article conveniently left out "Flight Plan" and "The Man in the Iron Mask" for Petey.

Well, hey, they should have a cute kid anyway.

HEY!
I told you too!
(OK, so what if I told you it was JAKE and Sarsgaard, I was close.)

Have you taken a really GOOD look at her?
Combine THAT face with Pete's droopy-eye-tis......yeah, that kids gonna be funny lookin.
Maarlaa or Haarley Sarsgaaaaaaard, is gettin his/her ass kicked every day in school.

Blogger TJ said...

Man, is that kid gonna have nightmares with all of the free 'Donnie Darko' merchandise that cheapskate Uncle Jake dumps on him every birthday...

Blogger Kim said...

Oh for fuck sake. She's so...not cute!

Blogger MKD said...

I don't get it. Don't be angry over other people's happinesses. Jesus, Kris. Little Miss Bitter Pants.

Blogger erin said...

ok...i just read the above comment about being bitter[and don't get me wrong, i'm NO WHERE CLOSE cause i LOVE other people's good news that does NOT include thesis/architecture, it makes my day better to hear good news. at least SOMEONE is getting sleep and having a life]---but i'm am SOOO right there with you....

if it makes you feel better i associate hollywood marriages with the jr. high dating scene....like my favorite pop-culture show[best week ever-vh1] said recently "an engagement ring in hollywood is the new announcement to the world that a couple is dating"...

keep the faith girl and buck up buck-a-roo...i'm rooting for you!!!

Blogger Megarita said...

DAMMIT! If it were anyone but Maggie I might not be able to make it through this difficult time. I do love her, though. She's so not pretty yet so appealing.

Blogger Sarcomical said...

AAAAAAHH!

i think i just had an aneurism.

Anonymous Jorge said...

Everyone makes mistakes. I'm just trying to figure out who made it.

8 days!

Anonymous Jorge said...

Wait.
Did I read that right?

Oliver Stone is making a WTC movie?

Geezus...

Blogger Jamie said...

I contemplated emailing you about this earlier this week, but thought it might be too much to handle given your recent life developments.

Blogger Sizzle said...

i.had.no.idea.

my day is ruined.

Blogger Egan said...

Gyllenhaal, Sarsgaard Engaged
Apr 11, 2:44 PM EST


Based on that byline, I thought Brokeback Mountain was a reality. Then I read on and noticed this was all about Maggie.

I hope Michael Bay is directing the World Trade Center movie. He's super talented.

Blogger Bill said...

I don't know who these people are. It's sort of like reading Bob from Safeway's meat department and Sara from Wendy's drive-through are engaged and expecting.

Do I really need to know this?

Blogger Cheryl said...

I'd heard rumors. I personally think the most appalling thing here is mentioning that Maggie was in Mona Lisa Smile. Blech.

Blogger Poppy Cede said...

I know, K, I know. Just grin and bear it, and think of it this way: our favorite pirate knocked up the hot girl from Secretary.

Blogger zeldafitz said...

I think they're going to name the baby Kierkegaaaaaaaaaaaard.

Blogger Complacent Chase said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are a cute couple. But that is just because he hasn't met me yet....'cause we would be cuter. :-)

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Well, one more guy to cross off my list.

Blogger Bex said...

i know, im just as devestated by this news.

Blogger audrey said...

What's with all the hating of Maggie G? She's way spunkier than so many other dippy Holly Dollies. Have none of you haters SEEN Secretary?!?!

Blogger ColoradoCastaway said...

Amen Audrey, Secretary is a great movie!! A rather artsy offering on a rather taboo topic.

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