September 18, 2007
the 1950s called. they want their sexism back.
My good friend's dating partner, who doesn't like the term boyfriend, when she tried to express to him some of her intimacy needs:

Dr. Ruth says a woman should be responsible for her own orgasms.

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45 Comments:

Blogger The Hotfessional said...

Then maybe he should be responsible for his ;-)

Blogger Notta Wallflower said...

Umm.. what a frickin' copout.

Blogger EclecticBlue said...

Yeah. He'd soon be an ex-dating partner. Since he clearly isn't comfortable with being an ex-boyfriend.

Blogger Sizzle said...

i do believe by speaking up she is doing just that.

sounds like a real winner.

Blogger mysterygirl! said...

Yes, she should be responsible for her own orgasms. By leaving this schmuck.

Blogger JordanBaker said...

The 1980's called--they want their sexpert back.

Seriously? Dr. Ruth?

Blogger kris said...

THANK YOU. this guy is 32. Dr. Ruth?!?!?!?

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Exactly, so what does she need him for?

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Oooooh! We did that at exactly the same time! Was it good for you?

Blogger kris said...

Oh you know it was. ;)

Blogger Alison said...

I'm with the hotfessional on this one.

Well, and everyone else who chimed in.

Blogger A Unique Alias said...

Well, in the absence of context, I will say this much: He can't cum for her, and there's only so long you can go before your jaw starts hurting.

Blogger Mamma said...

Dating partner?!

Lighten up Francis.

Blogger Amber said...

I think this guy is an idiot. First of all, using the term "dating partner" is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. When they get married (god forbid) would they then be "life partners"? Barf.

Second of all, Sizzle was right on -- and if he won't let her guide him to what she likes, I would go ahead and concentrate fully on my own orgasm, while completely ignoring his pleasure. He needs responsibility too, you know.

Third, if, as a unique alias put it, his jaw is tired, well, that speaks volume for his lack of both technique and interest in what gets her off.

Humpf. Seriously. What. An. ASS

Blogger punky said...

Well then, me and my orgasms are off to find a new "dating partner", Partner. Thanks for playing.

Blogger Absurdity said...

It's so sweet that he went so far as to call himself completely useless. You go, Dating Douche! You saved her the trouble of finding a reason to break up with you!

Blogger Paige Jennifer said...

Lazy motherfucker.

So what he's saying is he doesn't ever want to receive another blowjob from a woman? Ever? Fascinating.

Blogger Marissa said...

um, why is she dating this 'parter' of hers?!

Blogger PinkPiddyPaws said...

I would *LOVE* to be responsible for my own orgasms. And when I'm home alone with my "bob" (battery operated boyfriend) I *AM*.

But if I actually have a real, live,breathing with a pulse and everything "partner" involved... HE has to nut up and take some responsibility too. Sorry -- but if he's done in 5.6 seconds then rolls over and goes to sleep.. I'm left with "bob" again. What's the point then, of having a guy. heh..heh..heh... ;)

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Blogger DCchick said...

next you're going to tell us that he regularly watches that Sex Talk show with the other freaky lady...

Blogger flutter said...

I'm sorry, an orwhat now?

Blogger Dani said...

Seriously? "Dating partner"???

What. The. FuckityFuck is going on in the world today.

Blogger Lawyer Mama said...

Dating partner?

Dr. Ruth?

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

Blogger Peter DeWolf said...

Wow!

This guy is really keeping the bar set pretty low for us dudes.

Blogger Kelly said...

Wait wait wait! Women have organsms?

Woah!

Blogger Erin said...

Wow is right. Man, I love dating.

Blogger *~*Cece*~* said...

Niiiice. *rolling my eyes*

Blogger Jessica said...

Um, seriously?! Please tell me that she's interviewing for new partners for her "practice"?

Blogger Jess Riley said...

I think Mr. Dating Partner is blowing smoke up your friend's butt. I seriously doubt Dr. Ruth ever said that. Unless she was referring to the dumping of lazy buttholes who refuse to get with the Good Times program.

Let me see if I've got this straight...
This guy wants to be called a "dating partner" AND quote Dr. Ruth is getting laid? I'm a nice girl with good hair, personality for days, a great career and a decent rack (and did I mention modest?) and I haven't even had a second date in months. What is wrong with the world?

Blogger canape said...

Nice.

I bet Cricket could kick this guy's ass. Blindfolded.

Blogger M@ said...

That guy's awesome. I'm really LOLing.

Blogger BOSSY said...

Yeah, leave the turd.

Blogger Jorge said...

Maybe she should search for a contractor to fulfill her service requirements?

If the guy is not going to be attentive, she should just terminate his contract as a pleasure associate.

Please stop breaking into my email or my lawyer will be contacting you.

Blogger Kim said...

I don't see what the problem is here.

Snooze you lose, that's what I always say.

Blogger abbersnail said...

Wow. Just... wow.

Dr. Ruth?

Wow.

Blogger Amaya said...

He sounds like a real winner.

Blogger Cindra said...

Perhaps he should come out of the closet now and get on with his life.

Blogger Cindra said...

Perhaps he should come out of the closet now and get on with his life.

Blogger Adjil said...

HAhahahaha. I've been single (and therefore responsible for my own orgasms) for a while now. Its really not all bad.

Alrighty then!

Blogger t2ed said...

Please not that Dr. Ruth did not use the term "D batteries."

Blogger Spazzberry said...

The MC used to call me his "lady friend" until I told it made me sound like his whore. Additionally, he is responsible for his own orgasms, in that if I don't get mine, he doesn't get his. It works for us.

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