My good friend's dating partner, who doesn't like the term boyfriend, when she tried to express to him some of her intimacy needs:
Dr. Ruth says a woman should be responsible for her own orgasms.
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Then maybe he should be responsible for his ;-)
Umm.. what a frickin' copout.
Yeah. He'd soon be an ex-dating partner. Since he clearly isn't comfortable with being an ex-boyfriend.
i do believe by speaking up she is doing just that.
sounds like a real winner.
Yes, she should be responsible for her own orgasms. By leaving this schmuck.
The 1980's called--they want their sexpert back.
Seriously? Dr. Ruth?
THANK YOU. this guy is 32. Dr. Ruth?!?!?!?
Exactly, so what does she need him for?
Oooooh! We did that at exactly the same time! Was it good for you?
Oh you know it was. ;)
I'm with the hotfessional on this one.
Well, and everyone else who chimed in.
Well, in the absence of context, I will say this much: He can't cum for her, and there's only so long you can go before your jaw starts hurting.
Dating partner?!
Lighten up Francis.
I think this guy is an idiot. First of all, using the term "dating partner" is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. When they get married (god forbid) would they then be "life partners"? Barf.
Second of all, Sizzle was right on -- and if he won't let her guide him to what she likes, I would go ahead and concentrate fully on my own orgasm, while completely ignoring his pleasure. He needs responsibility too, you know.
Third, if, as a unique alias put it, his jaw is tired, well, that speaks volume for his lack of both technique and interest in what gets her off.
Humpf. Seriously. What. An. ASS
Well then, me and my orgasms are off to find a new "dating partner", Partner. Thanks for playing.
It's so sweet that he went so far as to call himself completely useless. You go, Dating Douche! You saved her the trouble of finding a reason to break up with you!
Lazy motherfucker.
So what he's saying is he doesn't ever want to receive another blowjob from a woman? Ever? Fascinating.
um, why is she dating this 'parter' of hers?!
I would *LOVE* to be responsible for my own orgasms. And when I'm home alone with my "bob" (battery operated boyfriend) I *AM*.
But if I actually have a real, live,breathing with a pulse and everything "partner" involved... HE has to nut up and take some responsibility too. Sorry -- but if he's done in 5.6 seconds then rolls over and goes to sleep.. I'm left with "bob" again. What's the point then, of having a guy. heh..heh..heh... ;)
wow.
next you're going to tell us that he regularly watches that Sex Talk show with the other freaky lady...
I'm sorry, an orwhat now?
Seriously? "Dating partner"???
What. The. FuckityFuck is going on in the world today.
Dating partner?
Dr. Ruth?
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
Wow!
This guy is really keeping the bar set pretty low for us dudes.
Wait wait wait! Women have organsms?
Woah!
Wow is right. Man, I love dating.
Niiiice. *rolling my eyes*
Um, seriously?! Please tell me that she's interviewing for new partners for her "practice"?
I think Mr. Dating Partner is blowing smoke up your friend's butt. I seriously doubt Dr. Ruth ever said that. Unless she was referring to the dumping of lazy buttholes who refuse to get with the Good Times program.
Let me see if I've got this straight...
This guy wants to be called a "dating partner" AND quote Dr. Ruth is getting laid? I'm a nice girl with good hair, personality for days, a great career and a decent rack (and did I mention modest?) and I haven't even had a second date in months. What is wrong with the world?
Nice.
I bet Cricket could kick this guy's ass. Blindfolded.
That guy's awesome. I'm really LOLing.
Yeah, leave the turd.
Maybe she should search for a contractor to fulfill her service requirements?
If the guy is not going to be attentive, she should just terminate his contract as a pleasure associate.
Please stop breaking into my email or my lawyer will be contacting you.
I don't see what the problem is here.
Snooze you lose, that's what I always say.
Wow. Just... wow.
Dr. Ruth?
Wow.
He sounds like a real winner.
Perhaps he should come out of the closet now and get on with his life.
Perhaps he should come out of the closet now and get on with his life.
HAhahahaha. I've been single (and therefore responsible for my own orgasms) for a while now. Its really not all bad.
Alrighty then!
Please not that Dr. Ruth did not use the term "D batteries."
The MC used to call me his "lady friend" until I told it made me sound like his whore. Additionally, he is responsible for his own orgasms, in that if I don't get mine, he doesn't get his. It works for us.
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