September 2, 2007
a Saturday morning
There's nothing like a 7 a.m. drive of shame to make you feel like you're young again.

And by "young," I may or may not mean "a whore."


36 Comments:

oh my frikkin' god, I laughed OUT LOUD!!! I LOVE a good walk/drive/subway-ride of shame!

Did that make me sound like "a whore"? I just realized that after I typed it...

Blogger Wicked H said...

Ha! Good for you.

Blogger Sizzle said...

uh. . .that's what i was doing around 7am PST on Saturday.

are we living parallel lives? ;)

Blogger Amber said...

Yay! for you!! That has to mean you got lucky, lol.

Blogger Tracy Kaply said...

" whore " is just another word for "popular, and don't you forget it.

Blogger Whiskeymarie said...

If by "whore" you mean "lucky to be getting some" or "lady sexypants" then, fine. Be a whore then.

Blogger Heather B. said...

September 10th...you and me....drinking vino. Say no and it's OVER.

Blogger Lizarita said...

Oh snap. I love it! I had many 'walks of shame"...and THAT makes ME sound like the whore!

Blogger Paperback Writer said...
Blogger Jorge said...

Who
Has
Older
Reeboks
Eh?

Blogger Beth said...

You go girl! I haven't had a good walk of shame in far too long. Made a boy do the walk of shame last weekend, but that's another story.

Blogger sognatrice said...

I love how you've brought out so many confessions in the comments.

Oh, and you vixen you.

Blogger So@24 said...

"hello morning, my good friend. oh god I've done it yet again..."
- to the tune of Simon and Garfunkle's "Sound of Silence"

Blogger Karen said...

LOVE IT! At least you didn't walk into anyone you know. I live in a sort of incestuous little neighborhood which makes things sketchy sometimes.

Blogger Gwen said...

But why 7 AM???????

Blogger Chantel said...

Yeah, 7 AM? I would hit that again before I went home at least....

Blogger Jen said...

I'm jealous!

Blogger Jürgen Nation said...

If you wouldn't hang around at truck stops, Kris, maybe you could find a suitable man who would at least call you a cab.

Blogger M@ said...

dude, it sure beats a 7 a.m. WALK of shame, no?

Blogger *kb* said...

I LOVE THE WALK OF SHAME which follows the drive of shame of course!!! Am I weird? :-) Congrats, this is outstanding!!!

Blogger Neil said...

No breakfast?

Blogger Sue said...
Blogger abbersnail said...

Bravo and ten points to you!

Blogger Miss Kate said...

Whooooooo woooooooo! Yeah!

Blogger Miss Pickle said...

Nice work! Love it.

Blogger t2ed said...

I thought it only counted as an official "Walk Of Shame" (hereinafter WOS) if you were still in the bridesmaid dress, your hair was flattened in back and you still had official event surrounding the wedding to participate in, including but not limited to, photography.

And I like how you held out for the fourth date rule.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Oh honey, there is no shame in it!

Blogger superblondgirl said...

Woooooo, drive of shame! I love those. I remember getting gas one 7 a.m. day in my dress and heels and praying everyone thought I worked in a really fancy office.

Very nice. And I do detect a bit of pride? I think I do. Congrats.

Blogger Mia said...

I knew it was comin' as soon as I read about the mexican food and tequila shots... *grin*

you're a bad, bad, LUCKY little girl *grin*

Blogger ramblin' girl said...

nicely done!

Blogger WanderingGirl said...

So, two weekends ago I got up to walk the dog at 7am (weekends we get to sleep in a bit)and ran into 2 girls and 1 boy doing the walk of shame in and out of my apartment complex. One girl looked at me, in my early morning splendidness, as though I was also on that walk. I just looked at her and shook my head, "No, I just look like this at 7am on Sunday" and carried on.

I'm freakin' jealous.

Blogger Kelly said...

Am I allowed to comment on how much I giggled at your comments?

You're an incredible, intelligent, zexy, funny lady. You get lucky all the time! But how many times have you had 14 (and counting) people congratulate you on your "accomplishments"?

Blogger Kelly said...

"last night's underwear in my back pocket
sure sign of the morning after"
Lullaby by Ani Difranco

I had a moment like this... haha... and this song just kept playing over and over in my head. It was a funny moment in my head that is hard to forget. It makes me laugh everytime I hear that song. Been there. Done that. LOL

Blogger Death Before Disco said...

"There's nothing like a 7 a.m. drive of shame to make you feel like you're young again."

A clasiic line. Move over Churchill

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