There's nothing like a 7 a.m. drive of shame to make you feel like you're young again.
And by "young," I may or may not mean "a whore."
And by "young," I may or may not mean "a whore."
September 2, 2007
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oh my frikkin' god, I laughed OUT LOUD!!! I LOVE a good walk/drive/subway-ride of shame!
Did that make me sound like "a whore"? I just realized that after I typed it...
Ha! Good for you.
uh. . .that's what i was doing around 7am PST on Saturday.
are we living parallel lives? ;)
Yay! for you!! That has to mean you got lucky, lol.
" whore " is just another word for "popular, and don't you forget it.
If by "whore" you mean "lucky to be getting some" or "lady sexypants" then, fine. Be a whore then.
September 10th...you and me....drinking vino. Say no and it's OVER.
Oh snap. I love it! I had many 'walks of shame"...and THAT makes ME sound like the whore!
:)
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You go girl! I haven't had a good walk of shame in far too long. Made a boy do the walk of shame last weekend, but that's another story.
I love how you've brought out so many confessions in the comments.
Oh, and you vixen you.
"hello morning, my good friend. oh god I've done it yet again..."
- to the tune of Simon and Garfunkle's "Sound of Silence"
LOVE IT! At least you didn't walk into anyone you know. I live in a sort of incestuous little neighborhood which makes things sketchy sometimes.
But why 7 AM???????
Yeah, 7 AM? I would hit that again before I went home at least....
I'm jealous!
If you wouldn't hang around at truck stops, Kris, maybe you could find a suitable man who would at least call you a cab.
dude, it sure beats a 7 a.m. WALK of shame, no?
I LOVE THE WALK OF SHAME which follows the drive of shame of course!!! Am I weird? :-) Congrats, this is outstanding!!!
No breakfast?
Bravo and ten points to you!
Whooooooo woooooooo! Yeah!
Nice work! Love it.
I thought it only counted as an official "Walk Of Shame" (hereinafter WOS) if you were still in the bridesmaid dress, your hair was flattened in back and you still had official event surrounding the wedding to participate in, including but not limited to, photography.
And I like how you held out for the fourth date rule.
Oh honey, there is no shame in it!
Woooooo, drive of shame! I love those. I remember getting gas one 7 a.m. day in my dress and heels and praying everyone thought I worked in a really fancy office.
Very nice. And I do detect a bit of pride? I think I do. Congrats.
I knew it was comin' as soon as I read about the mexican food and tequila shots... *grin*
you're a bad, bad, LUCKY little girl *grin*
nicely done!
So, two weekends ago I got up to walk the dog at 7am (weekends we get to sleep in a bit)and ran into 2 girls and 1 boy doing the walk of shame in and out of my apartment complex. One girl looked at me, in my early morning splendidness, as though I was also on that walk. I just looked at her and shook my head, "No, I just look like this at 7am on Sunday" and carried on.
I'm freakin' jealous.
Am I allowed to comment on how much I giggled at your comments?
You're an incredible, intelligent, zexy, funny lady. You get lucky all the time! But how many times have you had 14 (and counting) people congratulate you on your "accomplishments"?
"last night's underwear in my back pocket
sure sign of the morning after"
Lullaby by Ani Difranco
I had a moment like this... haha... and this song just kept playing over and over in my head. It was a funny moment in my head that is hard to forget. It makes me laugh everytime I hear that song. Been there. Done that. LOL
"There's nothing like a 7 a.m. drive of shame to make you feel like you're young again."
A clasiic line. Move over Churchill
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