May 3, 2007
oh sweet lord
Well, thank god it didn't say anything about boobs.


18 Comments:

Blogger JoJo said...

Well count me in as amongst the brain shrunken masses.

Blogger t2ed said...

We only use something like 23% of our brain anyway. Even less for politicians.

I can't remember the exact number because I've been a "Lil' Brain" for a long time now.

Blogger stefanie said...

But on the plus side, there is this.

Rest assured that for any bad-news study, there is a good-news study that cancels it out (and vice versa).

Blogger Lord Fondleberries said...

well, you do know what they say about boobs with small brains . . .

squeezin boobies,

lord f

Blogger kris said...

lord, are they kitty boobies? because that would gross.

and help me out; did this study mention wine specifically?

Blogger JordanBaker said...
Blogger Jorge said...

Maybe they were talking about Isopropyl, which I have always wondered about.

*puts down his glass of isopropyl lite*

Blogger brookem said...

hell if im giving up happy hour.

Are you sure, because that could explain two (well, three if you want to get technical) of my problems.

Blogger DDL said...

I'm going to conduct my own study with wine. I think I'll start with some Merlot.

Blogger egan said...

I think the report referred to rubbing alcohol, but I could be mistaken.

Blogger Kim said...

Wait, I participated in that study...

Blogger HowNotToDate said...

Boobs, I have. I could use a little help in the brain department though. Now I know why!

Blogger Beakerz said...

Didn't say anything about shrinking testicles either...ffewww

Blogger EDW said...

There's a long line of brilliant drunks, though. Hemingway - completely incomprehensible, but brilliant. Hmm, who else? Let me think about it and get back to you. After I have another drink.

Blogger A Unique Alias said...

Meh. 1.6% less brain mass for over 14 drinks per week? That's a fcuking fiar traid if you akss me.

Blogger whiskeymarie said...

Finally!
This explains everything.

Now I have an excuse to tell people when I forget what I'm saying mid-sentence, put my underwear on inside-out, unleash my inner Tourette's or watch "Beach Patrol" marathons.
No, it's not early onset dementia- it's my need for Manhattans, Sauvignon blanc and Mad dog 20/20.
Amen.

Does this mean my boobs are getting smarter?

Blogger Desiree said...

Like I'm going to believe this study... they'll come out with another next week that will tell us to drink all we can to enhance our smarts - or boobs. ;)

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