October 27, 2006
Hmmmmmm.

Kris, I really wish you'd write more about . . .

Your strange relationship with food and wine

Travel beyond the motherland of New Jersey

Those strange, neurotic habits/thoughts/obsessions you allude to but never provide pictures of

Your lengthy history failed relationships

Your beloved cats, and the dogs, birds, fish and hermit crabs you owned before that

Nothing, I'm pretty much done with your blog anyway

Other, and I'm gonna tell you so in your comments, be-otch

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31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just couldn't resist the other... but now I have to come up with a topic, huh. Alcohol. I think that's always a fun topic to blog/read/drink until you fall gently asleep...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too fun!

I want to hear about the cats and wine too (of course!)

Blogger Candace said...

Can I get an "all of the above?"

Amen.

Blogger Finn said...

I want to know why, why, why you ruined your life by going - THERE - you know, FSU.

I think that's the root of all your problems.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually clicked "nothing" even though I've never read your blog...

It's only because I like to be a wise guy though. ;)

Steve~

Blogger missbhavens said...

I can only pick one???

Blogger Danielle said...

where is the "everything" button?

i also think you should write about your adventures in the motherland jersey, not just traveling beyond it! i'm sure that would make for some interesting posts!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was the girliest longing survey I've seen in my life. I think that's the first time I ever pushed a pink button.

Wait...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or 'girliest looking survey,' but, whatever...

Blogger Think Frustrated said...

Violence and gratituitous nudity in our school system.

Or pickles.

Everyone loves pickles.

Blogger JordanBaker said...

Midget Porn. But I pretty much always want to hear about Midget Porn.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should post more pictures. Reading words is hard.

Blogger mere said...

food and wine ho, remember?

Blogger Margaret said...

Picture of the mothrland and her native foods.

Blogger Jessica said...

All of the above, and more of it.

Blogger Bill said...

I think you should write more about the passion you have for skinny Canadian readers. That's gotta be a hot topic. Alternatively, the films of Michael Curtiz would hold my attention.

I'm just tossing out ideas here.

Anonymous Say No to Crack said...

"Motherland of New Jersey" - something just sounds wrong about calling New Jersey the motherland ... although the New Jersey I know (e.g. Newark of 20 years ago) is probably much different than yours.

Anonymous mrs. jorge said...

you could always write about how excited I am about you coming to visit me in 6 more sleeps!

Blogger Nancy Drew said...

How come we only got to pick ONE :( ???

Blogger Egan said...

I was a prick and chose the "nothing" option, but that's because there wasn't an "all above" selection. Keep on keeping on I say. You're wicked good blogger. My mom reads your blog now.

Blogger tfg said...

I've always felt that you should expand further on the topic of bawdy English drinking songs.

Blogger Kim said...

I'll tell you what you should blog about. Do one about how some asshat ordered shots the last night and the after effects today nearly caused me to poop my pants.

Put that in your blog and smoke it.

Blogger Glenn said...

Fun stuff Just keep posting.

Blogger Megarita said...

I actually went "Oooooooo" when I got to your blog this morning. Poll envy! Poll envy! Keep it up, lady. People need entertaining!

Anonymous Jurgen Nation said...

I would like to know why you insist on only dating men you met on the Riker's Island [in]Mates for Life site. If they unexpectedly surprise you at home with flowers, oooh. Girl you're screwed.

I understand that you like mug shot posters, sending care packages and learning prison gang signs, but KRIS. Stop. It's not healthy.

Anonymous Jorge said...

You need more Canadian content.
;)

Blogger Cheryl said...

I like posts about food and drink, but I also like ones with pics...

Blogger yournamehere said...

You're funny and talented. Write about anything you want to write about.

Blogger TJ said...

I like the ones where you list step-by-step directions to the destinations that I need to locate, and tell me how many minutes & miles it will take to get there.

oh, wait--I'm thinking of Mapquest...

aw--they're all great. just keep on posting about whatever you want!

Anonymous wordgirl said...

I would have voted for all of them. Do I count as one of your 30 readers? Hope so.

Blogger canadian sadie said...

I'm with Jorge! More Can-con!

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