October 5, 2006
Your Morning Latte, Miss
Late. To. Work.

Sound asleep having dream about living in Moscow (or was it Krasnoyarsk?) with Jim from the Office. Ex-boyfriend Ben Affleck is there too and being a nuisance.


Full update on the dream after 84 ounces of Diet Coke are consumed.

p.s. Like the new digs? Mama likes pink. Pink blogs, pink cotton hoodies, pink cats.


39 Comments:

Blogger Guinness_Girl said...

Ooh, I do like the purty pinkness! We had a white cat when i was growing up and I always wanted to easter-egg-dye her. I'm surprised I never did, actually.

Ooh! I just saw you need book recs! Email me the last few books you've loved and the last few you've not loved, and I'll mull your dilemma over! Oh - and what kind of mood you want. (e.g., light-hearted & fluffy; scandalous; heavy; etc)

Blogger Irish Red said...

OOOOO - you need a Diet Coke IV drip!

Don't you hate it when good dreams are inturrupted by reality?

And yes, lovin the pink!! Very mama-esque :)

Blogger Paige Jennifer said...

Last night, as I lay in my slumber, my ex boyfriend was Matt Damon. Did we ever go on a double date?

BTW, me likey the pinky! Sorta Asian, sorta retro - is that why I'm craving a spicy tuna roll?

Blogger Kris said...

Sweet Lord, I haven't yet had my sodie.

Thank goodness my skin miraculously cleared up overnight. I didn't have to spend two hours playing Bob Ross on my face this morning.

As we all know, that would make the baby Jesus cry.

Anonymous Maliavale said...

Purty!

Books: Right now I'm reading "The Memory Keeper's Daughter" and digging it.

Blogger Kris said...

THANKS M!!!

Anonymous Jeni said...

Love the pink. So girly. Awesome.

My dream last night that I could've SWORN was real. My boyfriend was Tim McGraw. And he was fantastic.

It took me 32 ounces of DC to get over my dissapointment.

Back to my pathetic, 29 yr old singledom.

Blogger Kris said...

Jeni, fear not - at least you didn't create a graphic for your blog about it. {Hangs head in shame.}

Blogger TV Addict said...

Did you read today’s Express? Apparently Jim is single in real life!

Blogger jenn said...

Da! The new digs are sweeeeet! :D

You know, if you've got to be late, having a delicious dream about a Russian tryst is perhaps the best cause I can think of...

Blogger goldennib said...

It's like a pink That Girl confection here.

Blogger JoJo said...

Pink is all kinds of hot right now!

Blogger themikestand said...

whoa.... i was just getting used to the old site. Damn! This is good, though.

And, I'm sorry, but I don't think Jim Halpert has ever said the word "baby". It's just not... "Jim".

Blogger Kris said...

YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO!!!!
{straightens blouse}

Anonymous nabbalicious said...

Jim called me "baby" just the other night, in fact...

I like the look. Flowers!

Blogger Wicked H said...

Lovely new digs.

I am diggin it!

Anonymous Jurgen Nation said...

You weren't in Russia for, oh, I don't know, anything cannibal-related, were you? Because Kris? Gross.

Blogger Miss Scarlet said...

I like the pink. I also wouldn't have Ben Affleck as an EX!!! (?)

Blogger Miss Scarlet said...

What I mean is that I like him.

Blogger Washington Cube said...

I like the new layout. It's a nice cross between a kimono pattern and channeling Hello Kitty. Why Ben Affleck? Did you just see Hollywoodland?

Blogger Kim said...

I am not going to tell you again to lay off my Jim.

Seriously.

Don't make me hurt you.

Oh, and I like the layout. The flowers are very Asian-ish and we all know Asians are awesome.

Anonymous CreoleInDC said...

Sorry I didn't see it before it was pink so I could compare it. Me likey pink!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim IM'ed me last night while we were watching his show.

He didn't mention you specifically, but he did say he met a new girl who kind of scared him. Something about a box under a bed and a restraining order. I couldn't really keep up because I was trying to pay attention to Dwight and his attempted coup.

Blogger JordanBaker said...

Yawn. I've been doing pink since it was the new orange.

(I do like the flowers, but the frequent changes are starting to freak me out a bit)

Blogger JordanBaker said...

Argh, sorry, that sounds grumpy and I didn't mean it to. I just find change scary, especially early in the morning.

Blogger Kris said...

Come to think of it, it does totally look like I'm copying you, JB. Next I will write hilarious, inventive posts answering my Google searches . . . ;)

Anonymous Jorge said...

Pink cats?
WUH?!?!?

That is possibly the best manipulated jpeg EVAR!

J

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hells yeah! I love me some John Krasinski ;)

And pink cats? What did you do to Bug and Cricket?? And when are you going to tell me so I can turn my cats pink, too???

Blogger kimmay said...

i love the site kris! sorry i have been MIA from your blog, etc. i bet cricket and bug would love a big pink bow on each of their necks. :)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so in love with Jim. I wish he were my cubemate. Yummy.

As for my blogstalker asshole. I couldn't tell you.

Blogger stefanie said...

I do like the pink! (That's why I picked the same template when I switched it up a month or two ago on my own blog.) Now I feel like I showed up at school wearing the exact same outfit as you, except you're one of the popular girls who has no idea who I am, so it's me who's the loser dressed like someone else.

Was that officially the strangest comment (or the most nonsensical analogy) ever? Probably not, and yet, I apologize if it even bordered on such.

As for book recommendations, have you read "Welcome to My Planet" by Shannon Olson yet? I hesitate to recommend anything to someone when I don't know their tastes, but I loved that one and so did several other people I know.

Blogger Freewheel said...

Nice layout. Would love to see a picture of those pink cats.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Great look!

And Love love LOVE The Office!

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Blogger Nancy Drew said...

Love pink, liked the wine bottles too, but Ben A? not so sure.

Always love ya, K, you rule!!!!!

Blogger Brookelina said...

Love the look. Who's your new anonymous stalker?

Blogger nursevl said...

love the pink, pink is my new old pink!

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