Kris: She looks to me to be either a Sela or a Casey. What do you think of those names?The Beau: Uh, no. Definitely not Casey.
Kris: Ohhhh. That one was my favorite!
The Beau: No, no. Can't do it. I've uh, I've had sex with a Casey.
Kris: Crickets.
The Beau: Crickets.
Kris: Well, Sela it is then.
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Hmm, I would have gone with Sela anyway. :) Too funny, and totally adorable kitty!
Ok, off to attempt to fix the blog monster that keeps eating my post from yesterday. Wish me luck!
Sela's as good a name as any, right?
Well, that settles it then. Oh, damn those foot-in-mouth/cricket moments!
Was the other Casey also a cat? If so, you might have more problems than you think.
Imagine my disapointment when I told Kris I wanted to name my dog Pi Kappa Alpha...
I can't wait to see you babe, Opryland just isn't the same without you.
Behold, everyone. My beau will now be suspended for conduct detrimental to the relationship.
I will not, however, let him out of his contract.
Miss you too.
That's laugh out loud funny. Good to separate sex and pets. Good tip.
Ohhhhh . . .
NEW KITTY!!!!
I'm so happy for you guys. But, maybe you should have named her Crickets. Bug and Crickets.
Details, Kris. We need details!
Kris's Beau: Oh, that was harsh. You better bring something good for Kris when you get back - jewelry is always nice.
As a Kaycee, I must say, we are the best. Everyone should have sex with a casey/Kaycee/Kasey. But I have to tell you, we have cricket living behind our fridge (don't know how he got there or how he is still living...this is day 3) and he constantly chirps the entire time I am in the kitchen, and all I can think about is you, Kris. I keep saying in my head...crickets...crickets...
The good thing is that your cat won't come no matter what you name it.
How about "can opener?" I thought that's the only time they came a running.
I am so proud of The Beau, years ago, he would have brushed that under the rug as "I had a roommate named Casey" - he is growing up right before our very eyes...all this honestly kinda makes me want to puke. Beau, if you are reading, sorry I missed you last night, talk to you both soon.
The Beau's BF
hilarious! she is so cute. can't wait to meet her.
i love mel's idea! name her crickets.
I will pay you $7,000 for that cat.
I have not, and will not, give up the cat for money.
Cricket wins in my book. But I can totally see her as a Sela... she's too cute. At least he was honest with you.
Enjoy Miss Sela...
Sela is beautiful! She's screaming out "name me Sela!" in that pic, so good call on not going for the booty call name. Looking forward to many more pictures of her!!!! :)
Come on, Kris, surely you're not so insecure if your beau has the beautiful "Casey" on his lap. Big deal! And so what if he has a tender moment at home petting the pussy? You really need to get over this innate jealousy of yours.
Cute kitty! I'm a big fan of regular human names for pets -- in my house there's Woody, Marty, Stanley, Jodie, Adam, Eve, Bob, Ted and Gus. Pi Kappa Alpha? No way. Now, Beta Theta Pi, however, might work...
We named our latest cat Henley as neither one of us have had sex with Don.(Probably only a small number of people can say that...)
By the way, Sela and Henley could be siblings, they look exactly alike!
Next you'll be getting spam about kitty litter.
I guess you should be glad you didn't suggest a name like "Buddy" or "MissUnderstood"
Wow, spam with a profound yet completely irrelevant message. Makes the hardcore porn spam I get look like, well...hardcore porn spam.
Oh my GOD, Kris!! What the H?! God, they get us EVERYwhere, don't they.
hahaha snort snort hahaha You crack me up. I may have to use "crickets" in the future. Thanks for the laugh.
Awww - ain't Sela cute! She looks like she's smiling! God I miss having a cat.
I like Sela better anyway!
hey, her middle name can be brate
Congratulations. You just won my "Make me laugh" contest! Thanks! I will be thinking of prizes! :)
I like "Grimace" personally.
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