Alls I need to know is which one of you bitches took my good black bra.
Give it back.
Give it back.
July 26, 2005
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25 Comments:
I confess, it was me. I borrowed it for my fly costume to use as the eyes.
It works well, I have to say.
Bzzzzzzzzz!
I just took your shitty black bra. You know, the one with gravy stains.
A woman would only wear a black bra if she was wanting/hoping/going to have sex... What's on your mind today, Kris?
I guess it's on my mind too *mind drifts into gutter*...
Yeah, I took it. I gotta wash it before I can give it back...
You sassy frasses.
IT WAS JUST HERE THIS WEEKEND!
I think Bug hid it.
I'm holding it hostage. You can have it back when you agree to post a picture of yourself in it.
I'd say it was me, but mine is missing too. :( I looked online for a replacement and everywhere says "out of stock". I didn't buy it in my home state so it's not like I can pop around to the corner lingerie store and buy another. Poop.
I have the red one, not the black one.
Jorge - you are hilar. I attempted to comment on your blog again, but the msn divas prohibited me. Have a talk with them.
Dave - That gravy bra reminds me of our good times at the Cracker Barrel off of I-81. Good times.
Mel - there was no sex on my mind, unfortunately. I had an important meeting and with the pink bra I looked like Madonna in her Desperately Seeking a Black Bra stage.
P - We agreed never to discuss sex with the kids around. My child support is in the mail.
Kit - I'm not sure what to make of this. I've seen your pic. You are a total hottie, so I'm not sure where that leaves me . . .
That clearly leaves me with Jason. I hereby promise to post a pic of me in this bra when you buy another new house.
Poppy - Damn Olga and her Swedish bra-making friends. Seriously.
Oregano - Please don't show your mom this post!
Tao - You got it spot on. And by the way, I'm so happy you came out of your lurker status. :)
You know you'll find it as soon as you don't need it anymore. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that, in a few weeks, when you're looking for the pink one you had on...You'll find the black one.
Freakin' Murphy's Law.
As long as you don't wear it with a white shirt. I saw a girl do that once. It looked so bad.
Black bras are hot though, as long as they're worn right.
Oh, if you want to find your black bra, dirty all your clothes except for white shirts and make sure all your white bras are dirty, then break your washing machine. It will definitely show up then.
The BLACK one?
Umm.......let's see.......uh.......baby blue........white.....red...NOPE, not the black one. Sorry.
Kit = too kind. Kris = not petite. You are too funny - nothing about you is gargantuan!
I spoke to the Divas. They won't let you comment unless you're wearing a black bra.
I suspect if you coloured your breasts with black marker or paint, you might fool the interface.
J
Ne'er was the're a better time for crickets.
Hmmm.. Coincidentally, I'm wearing a black bra today since I'm wearing a black tank top and the chance of whiteness showing right below my armpit is not a good thing.
So maybe there is an odd chance that I am wearing your black bra today, but it's mine now, biyatch!
Ah... a black bra post... I'm yours forever.
Laurie's right, it will show up when you can't find the pink one. Happens to me all the... er... I've never heard of such a thing.
Eat it Jodi. I mean . . .
Shawn: Welcome to the jungle! Glad you stopped by on a day that we're talking bras.
Kris, did you find your bra last night? Or is Bug still hiding it from you?
It was in the hamper. Murrr.
Kris = not the brightest bulb
Kris = PMSing
Kris = hates to lose things.
It's a crazy cocktail, that is.
A cocktail with extra crickets in it.
You are totally the brightest bulb... it was Bug's fault. He put it there to piss you off. Cause that is the kind of shit our cats do.
Note to Kris: Blame it on the cat. ALWAYS blame it on the cat.
On the PMS front, I would KILL for chocolate right now. Or choco-chip cookie dough. Right out of the tube.
Mmmmm....
It's true about Kitkat...I've seen them puppies in real life...but I would describe them as lovely!
That is stupid briget!! How can you not know what's a bra!!
I have a certain gift for showing up on bra conversation day...you could say it's a bit of a Jedi power.
I have a black bra that I made a guy wear once, for a charity cancer walk. He wore it over his t-shirt! He was a good sport about it.
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