I have officially moved!
I still can’t find my John Stamos autograph collection, all of my underwear, or my 2nd edition of Blogging for Dummies. I even “misplaced” my cat for a few minutes. Well, a few hours. Thankfully, this didn't translate into forever; I ultimately found him in the lining of the mattress box spring. (No, no. You read it correctly.)
So I’m in. Yesterday I watched the washer go through an entire permanent press cycle. Just. because. I could. Don’t even get me started on the dishwasher.
In other news, it’s been fun checking your blogs on my cell phone these past few days. And by fun, I mean fun like a surprise trip to the ob/gyn.
File this entry under: Too much information.
I still can’t find my John Stamos autograph collection, all of my underwear, or my 2nd edition of Blogging for Dummies. I even “misplaced” my cat for a few minutes. Well, a few hours. Thankfully, this didn't translate into forever; I ultimately found him in the lining of the mattress box spring. (No, no. You read it correctly.)
So I’m in. Yesterday I watched the washer go through an entire permanent press cycle. Just. because. I could. Don’t even get me started on the dishwasher.
In other news, it’s been fun checking your blogs on my cell phone these past few days. And by fun, I mean fun like a surprise trip to the ob/gyn.
File this entry under: Too much information.
25 Comments:
SOOOO glad you are back!
Oh my god, TMI. But it's ok, cause you aren't a stranger.
Do you have a FULL SIZE washer and dryer? Oh, the luxury...
My cats do the same thing. We tryed to staple to lining back into the box spring, but they just ripped it again. Little Devils.
Is Bug adjusting ok to the new place?
WELCOME HOME! When's the housewarming? I'll bring the wine!
And I'm leaving again tonight!
To attend an ex-boyfriend's wedding.
Now that surely won't provide me any fodder for blogging . . .
An ex's wedding? Why? I invited several of my exes to my wedding, but none came, oddly enough...
I threatened to invite all of my exes to my wedding, but the blushing bride would have none of it.
Hope you're settled in soon.
Oooh, and ex's wedding, huh? Oh, great fun! Hopefully much pranking will occur, as well as getting extremely smashed and making a complete fool of yourself (at least, that's what happens to me!)
Enjoy the festivities, can't wait for the update!
PS give Bug kisses from Aunt Mel. I miss hearing about the little bugger.
Kris, So glad you are back. I was worried. If you ever loose your cat again, you can just invite me and the mini's over. They are great hunters...just kidding. When IS the housewarming? I am so totally there. I will bring my boones farm and a 40 oz of Old English. What up dog?
I thought of you the other day becasue of the Ted Bundy post. The heading on this one reminded me of it.
My sis was trying to think of baby names that she would want should she ever have a kid. At one point she said to me, "What do you think of Richard Ryder?" and I asked, "You realize kids will call him Dick Rider, don't you?" Had to share that.
Congrats on the new place and the move. Can't wait to hear about the wedding.
Congrats on the move! I got my copies of WaPo yesterday! Thank you, thank you, and thank you!
Have fun at the ex's wedding...be wary of situations involving strippers,large amounts of alcohol....mix that with an ex's wedding and all your friends will be talking for years! Trust me, don't ask, just trust me! ;)
Congratulations on your new digs.
Do you have one of those see-through washers? I covet that. The only thing I can watch through glass is my fish. And frankly he's pissing me off with his lack of mobility.
Maybe I can put him in the washer....
yay!
You're home!
here's hoping it is a squirrel-proof home!
I'd kiss that Stamos collection goodbye. There's a huge demand in the big haired boy's underground photo network.
nice title. Congrats on moving successfully, I'm jealous of the dishwasher.
They made a Blogging for Dummies book? What does it say? How to write? Design tips?
Now I'm curious. I think a trip to the local Barnes and Noodle is in order.
You always lose your underwear, which really gets me thinking how valuable underwear is to you!
What you need to do is buy Panasonic Remote Underwear. They have a page function, whre you press a button on the base unit, and your remote will beep.
Pretty cool when you lose your underwear, but not so cool when the signals cross with remote phones in the area...
[Kris is at a party with really important people when all of a sudden her underwear starts beeping]
Man: Um...Your Crotch is beeping
Kris: Yes, I am overdue for a physical. Funny how that works...
Great title, fun blog - isn't it amazing how cat's freak out over new digs? Mine hid in the closet for 2 months so the fact that you've tracked yours down and gotten him to come out is a major coup.
Btw, love that you're going to an ex's wedding, I am just like you on the "keep them around as friends" because what the heck, they've been inside you...did I type that out loud? and make assumptions I shouldn't? Man, mercury retrograde gets me into so much trouble....
ooooohhh, I love the ob/gyn!!! What fun!
okay- i'll bite- how'd the cat manage to wind up in the box spring lining?
When we first got our kitten, he hid inside the box spring for hours and hours a day. LOL I had to crawl under the bed and drag him out. *shakes head*
Yay for being moved!
GOD LORD!!
Tell me there ISN'T such a thing as a "Surprise" Proctology exam!!
I DO get too much info on this blog! (shudder)
I'll be borrowing the surpise trip the ob/gyn. frankly, I'm stealing it and using for my own. (may even use it today at nana's birthday party)
Jerk (and I feel bad calling you that) I'm pretty sure it just becomes a trip to the emergency room, if the need arises.
congrats on the move.
Hahaha my cat used to hide in my boxspring. Made sex a hell of a lot more interesting. Mwahahahaha. GOod luck with the unpacking. I'll be moving all too soon myself. Farewell underwear...
Hahahah .. I'm soooo glad that my cat takes the move well .. she usually plants herself in a corner until she sees an empty box become available.
Then she pounces it .. jumps inside of it and thinks its OOOHHHH so funny to make little scratchy noises while hiding in it.
I sware, had my gut not told me to look in the box first, I would have kicked it and asked questions later.
I read somewhere that Bird Flu is expected to arrive in the USA or Canada this fall.
It said it killed almost 60% of those who got infected.
Is it true ?
What can we do to avoid it ?
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