July 21, 2005
I bet you think this post is about you
Well here she is, kids. As trite and average as can be, the hair is three parts blond and the eyes are blue. But the shine is all natural, baby, courtesy of DC's recent 98% humidity streak.

This will now be embedded in my string of past posts, so someday my grandcats can uncover it in a dusty album in the attic. I didn't set the pic as my profile photo so fear not - we won't have to see my mug on every one of my posts here and elsewhere on the information superhighway.

Consider yourselves extra lucky that I didn't upload the one with the fedora and the pink feather boa. Baby steps.


38 Comments:

Very nice, Kris. It's about damn time, too.

Blogger Alecia said...

Carly Simon.
One of my Top 10's.

Blogger portuguesa nova said...

Lovely photo!

Anonymous Vermont Neighbor said...

She's beautiful and talented!

Kris, I thought of you as a brunette... but otherwise very much as your in your pic. (face)

Now the regulars will have to bug you about something else. Maybe more great cat photos ('specially when you get #2, coming soon)!

Great to meet you :)

Blogger oregano said...

Spectacular! Black and White was a nice touch, too.

Was it clouds in my coffee or clowns in my toffee?

Blogger Mel said...

This is totally freaky, cause I have seriously seen you somewhere before. But I can't put my finger on it...

I'm seriously not shittin' you.

Blogger Kris said...

Thanks to all of you for writing in!

I'm pleased to see that no one as of yet has called me fugly. Not to give ideas to the next posters or anything . . .

VT, I was a brunette until I went back to blonde last week. You were more on target than you knew!

Mel, it is of no comfort to me that you work for homeland security and think you've seen me before . . . :)

Blogger Kris said...

Oh, and O, I always thought of it as thongs in my toffee. Maybe Alecia can clear it up for us.

Blogger Mel said...

Kris, found on DCblogs... posted comment for yesterday...

Comment for Kris

Blogger Oh, that girl. said...

I would totally make out with you.

Anonymous Jorge said...

What the hell?
You're all fuzzy! It's like you're vibrating at speeds unheard of, attempting to break the space/time barrier.

Wow.

:)

Or maybe the camera is just out of focus....

I like the first explanation better.

Anonymous Jorge said...

Oh, and yes.
You are as FAR away from fugly as anyone can be.

If there was a word that meant the opposite of fugly, you would be that.

I shall call you "Butterscotch"

There.

Blogger Kris said...

Mel, thanks for telling me about DCBlogs - that was so cool of them!
MPM - that's HOT. By the way, I love your new pic!
J - don't feel the need to plump up my ego now that you said I looked like a Tribble. Although Butterscotch does have a nice ring to it . . .

Blogger Kim said...

You're so cute. Not that I'm at all surprised...

Blogger Dave said...

So here's the thing--I came here in hopes of giving you shit for giving me shit for not having updated, but then you blow it all by updating. Blast!

Great picture, by the way. Way less facial hair then you promised though.

Anonymous Vermont Neighbor said...

Kris you have sparkly blue eyes like Jennifer Aniston... even in black & white! I think it makes people like and trust you more. I've always envied blue eyed folks! My dad has blue eyes but my mom's pushy genes had to step in and take over. grrr : )

Blogger Jeremy said...

I just started reading this blog. I like it. Good writing-- makes all the difference. Be prepared to be linked.

Blogger Jason said...

Positively delicious...yum...yum...

Blogger Sub Girl said...
Blogger Bridget Jones said...

Wow talented and smart and blonde and cute.

OK this is not Bridg's week


ROFL just kidding...nice to meet you!!

bj

Anonymous Jorge said...

Papalikey butterscotch.
:)

Blogger Tao said...

Nice pic! You look sassy and spirited---your personality really shines!

Blogger Kris said...

Thanks for all of your comments! You are sweet thangs . . .

Kim - Thanks! I think . . . :)
Dave - simma down now, simma down.
VT - per usual, you rock. I wrote back to you on O's blog.
Jeremy - Thanks. I'll check with my mother to see if I'm of age to be linked. I'll get back to you.
Sub, Bridg, Tao - THANKS!
and Papa - Mama warned you about commenting drunk . . .

Blogger Alecia said...

I've always thought it was clouds in my coffee, but I've never really been known for my accurate quotations of song verses.

Anonymous Vermont Neighbor said...

Jorge yes, Butterscotch now but what happens when she changes back? Blondes do crazy things!
; )

Blogger Slade said...

for some reason I just knew you'd be beautiful! I wanted to tell you that you always write such sweet things...and I look forward to your comments...there is just this positive and genuine energy surrounding your words.

Anonymous Jorge said...

I can think of another flavour in a jiffy.

Do your eyes always sparkle that much? It must be HELL for oncoming traffic, 'specially at night!

Kris=Hubba hubba. :)

Blogger The Megan said...

Another cute girl from Jersey....

PS- Thanks for stopping by! I hope you come back soon.

Blogger sassyassy said...

I think the grandcats would also like to discover the feather boa picture. Come on, you can't leave us in suspense.

Nice blog. You have a great sense of humor.

Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

That's a cute pic. If you want to upload the one with the fedora and pink feather boa though, I won't stop you. ;)

Blogger mrsmogul said...

Hi Kris, glad you liked my alien and human line. I am jealous of the humidity! I want it to be hot again!

Anonymous Jorge said...

Papa - he no drunk. He KA-RAZY!

There are some good pick up lines in here too. I think you should write a book! It would sell at least 4 copies!

"I'm not a girl, not yet a pickup artist."

I can do your bio photo.

:)

Blogger Mercy said...

So is it fair that I just started reading and I already get to see a picture of you?

Does this mean all your previous posts lose any of their flavor?

Hmm.. trying to forget what you look like (very beautiful by the way) .. will.be.very.hard.

Nooooo .. thanks for stopping by my blog!! I've put you on my sidebar of "Licking From The Spoon" .. excellent read!

Blogger KDunk said...

yes i agree-lovely!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD!! Grow up kris!!!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

do you actually delete comments you don't find interesting? just wondering...

Blogger Kris said...

Nope. They all stay. :)

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