May 14, 2008
In a mood
I am filled with love today. Courtesy of Benadryl, I had fantastic Peyton Manning sex dreams that also oddly involved swimming. The kind done with big, broad, tanned shoulders in water that pools only in the right places, like on big, broad, tanned shoulders. Bolstered by a new spring outfit, I am a woman who rolls down the window to tell another she loves her beautiful eyeglasses, who lets an antsy driver into traffic before she is due.

So help me Oprah, if someone snatches the last Diet Coke or takes my mom to see a dirty bird porno passing as mainstream pop culture fare - which she only later realizes she thought was Made of Honor - I will kick him in the hammy and contact his exes armed with those photos.

*straightens skirt*

Enjoy this beautiful day.


13 Comments:

Blogger Sizzle said...

Ah, Spring is in the air. ;)

Blogger TrappedInColorado said...

Spring time and women in new spring outfits that they have to straighten. I love it! Viva Spring, Baby!

BTW - I was the man in the convertible who winked at you as the light turned green and I roared off. ;)

Peace

Blogger Kim said...

i have a picture of our beloved kris knocked out on benadryl (circa 2002) and it is quite a sight. so the content of her dream is no surprise.

Blogger Colleen Snell said...

Wow, gotta go stock up on Benadryl!

OpenID Margaret said...

I want those dreams. Screw real life, I'll take the fantasy of Peyton Manning. Tastycakes.

Blogger Shauna said...

I have crazy sex dreams after Benadryl and Pace Picante Sauce.

Yumm...

Blogger Ashley said...

wait, Made of Honor wasn't a dirty bird porno?

huh.

Benadryl is fantastic.

Blogger Rachel said...

I love Benadryl...makes me sleep well and wake up feeling better in the morning!

Blogger MereCat said...

mmm.. Peyton Manning dreams. Of course I have a crush on him, but so does my husband! Peyton was in front of my husband playing golf one day, and my husband has had a man crush ever since.

Blogger jenny said...

Visiting via Colleen:
Y'all would have been so jealous. Peyton and Eli were both here, in Augusta, Georgia last weekend. They ate at the Augusta Country Club at the table right next to mine.

Too bad the pool wasn't open.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

cracking up that ur Mom got made of honor confused with Sarah marshall!! LMAO!

Blogger KB said...

DUDE, as an FSU fan you CANNOT have sex dreams about UT-produced Peyton Manning. WTF?!?!?

I love him in that direct TV commerical, though.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peyton Manning?? Ugh, I just vomited in my mouth a litte.

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