October 3, 2007
Regrettably, no. No it isn't.




24 Comments:

Blogger Lawyer Mama said...

Dude, my google searches pale in comparison.

Blogger Paige Jennifer said...

I'm not sure which is more curious - the Google inquiry or the fact that said inquiry landed someone on your blog....

I will say this much - you do have a cute ass.

Blogger I-66 said...

The unasked question: Which end of the toothbrush?

Blogger Amber said...

Seriously? I believe it and yet...I'm amazed that people actually search for that stuff...

Blogger TX Poppet said...

Oh my.
In consideration of The Great Mofo Delurk today, I am sending this little comment your way. I enjoy reading your blog regularly and look forward to every new post.

Blogger The Middle Child said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny~!

Blogger Jorge said...

And again, everyone misses the obvious...


WTF do you mean by regrettably?

Blogger Miguelina. said...

Eeeew. Just saying hello...I haven't done that in a while.

Blogger Mamma said...

There seems to be a paradox between intelligence it takes to consider the act and the concept of checking it out online.

Blogger flutter said...

GAH! Well I guess if you don't use it again for teeth brushing....

But mostly GAH!

Blogger t2ed said...

Who can really decide what is "safe" until the government does some testing on it? And these should be some pretty popular tests down at the FDA...

Blogger Kelly said...

Oooooooooo. That doesn't sound like fun at all... Not one little bit.

*clenching*

Blogger A Unique Alias said...

Safe for whom? You or the toothbrush?

I'm sure the toothbrush wouldn't really mind.

Blogger Skyzi said...

I thought I abused google search... not so much!

Blogger PinkPiddyPaws said...

Oh how I LOVE the "search engine" terms section.... ha..ha..ha....!!!

Blogger legallyheidi said...

Woooooowwwww thats awesome :)

and in honor of the great de-lurk day, i too am coming out of the woodworks. Love your blog (love might be too strong cause i don't want to sound like a stalker) but thats crazy. I've seen some weird google searches on my blog but dammmnnn that one might take the cake

Blogger Gwen said...

While we're on the topic, didn't Dr. Kinsey spend some time sticking his toothbrush up his, errr, other hole? So perhaps, fortuitously, it just might be. Safe, you know.

Blogger M@ said...

I get "black party midgets."

Blogger gorillabuns said...

who exactly is an expert on this question? people shove all kinds of matter up their pie-holes for kicks.

i guess whatever floats your boat...

Blogger Kim said...

I pull a lot of things out of my ass, but a toothbrush is not one of them.

Wuh

Blogger WildbillthePirate said...

Kris,
Seriously, How did you cut & paste that? I've tried a dozen times but it never works for me! I wonder if that search resulted in yet another mamalikey fan? I lope everything is getting better.

Blogger JordanBaker said...

What about floss?

Blogger kris said...

Bill, I used the Print Screen command, cut and pasted it into MS Paint, and then messed around with it until I figured out how to freaking crop the thing. Two hours, max. ;)

Blogger JacksGinger said...

Man... the most searched for phrase I get for my blog is "worst joke ever". It makes me feel sad, and very unfunny.

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