Welcome, party people. I'm Kris. Pull up a chair, and let me take that bottle of wine off your hands.
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Dude, my google searches pale in comparison.
I'm not sure which is more curious - the Google inquiry or the fact that said inquiry landed someone on your blog....I will say this much - you do have a cute ass.
The unasked question: Which end of the toothbrush?
Seriously? I believe it and yet...I'm amazed that people actually search for that stuff...
Oh my.In consideration of The Great Mofo Delurk today, I am sending this little comment your way. I enjoy reading your blog regularly and look forward to every new post.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny~!
And again, everyone misses the obvious...WTF do you mean by regrettably?
Eeeew. Just saying hello...I haven't done that in a while.
There seems to be a paradox between intelligence it takes to consider the act and the concept of checking it out online.
GAH! Well I guess if you don't use it again for teeth brushing....But mostly GAH!
Who can really decide what is "safe" until the government does some testing on it? And these should be some pretty popular tests down at the FDA...
Oooooooooo. That doesn't sound like fun at all... Not one little bit.*clenching*
Safe for whom? You or the toothbrush?I'm sure the toothbrush wouldn't really mind.
I thought I abused google search... not so much!
Oh how I LOVE the "search engine" terms section.... ha..ha..ha....!!!
Woooooowwwww thats awesome :) and in honor of the great de-lurk day, i too am coming out of the woodworks. Love your blog (love might be too strong cause i don't want to sound like a stalker) but thats crazy. I've seen some weird google searches on my blog but dammmnnn that one might take the cake
While we're on the topic, didn't Dr. Kinsey spend some time sticking his toothbrush up his, errr, other hole? So perhaps, fortuitously, it just might be. Safe, you know.
I get "black party midgets."
who exactly is an expert on this question? people shove all kinds of matter up their pie-holes for kicks.i guess whatever floats your boat...
I pull a lot of things out of my ass, but a toothbrush is not one of them.Wuh
Kris, Seriously, How did you cut & paste that? I've tried a dozen times but it never works for me! I wonder if that search resulted in yet another mamalikey fan? I lope everything is getting better.
What about floss?
Bill, I used the Print Screen command, cut and pasted it into MS Paint, and then messed around with it until I figured out how to freaking crop the thing. Two hours, max. ;)
Man... the most searched for phrase I get for my blog is "worst joke ever". It makes me feel sad, and very unfunny.
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