that my entire ass hurts after a night spent bowling. Exactly which of the bum muscles are involved in the achievement of successive gutter balls?
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April 15, 2007
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Ha! Here is how I view anything that hurts after movement, if it hurts - it's melting.
Also remember, not everyone can be a proficient gutter ball bowler.
If your ass hurts from bowling, you're definitely doing something wrong. Maybe it was the bar stool you sat on inbetween turns? Or was it a slap on the ass from a team mate with each gutter ball?
Must be "bowler's clench."
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Best cure for bowling-related injuries is another pitcher of beer...
I believe the "pride" chakra is actually in the gluts - having been the gutterball king myself and having suffered as you are now.
It kind of sucks that your arse hurts from a Saturday evening of bowling... and not using sex muscles.
What am I saying?
I haven't used any muscles lately, bowling or otherwise...
I would suspect that your unique style of bowling by using your "butt grip" is contributing to your problem.
I would recommend switching it up for a while.
J
If bowling is done correctly... ahem... only one buttock should hurt.
Or so I'm told.
A bowling injury?
You must have been so embarassed in front of the other athletes.
Oh but how did you look in the shoes darling??
You must have been ravishing.
I get sore all over playing kickball and I basically do nothing at kickball. It's not how it was back in the 2nd grade, that's for sure.
Ah yes, the old arse-pull. You see, while being ogled, your booty is getting a workout...so naturally you wake up sore. Either that or you've got one helluva follow through.
Hmmmm . . . that's quite a mystery.
However, if those muscles hurt, that means you were working them, right? So perhaps your pain will lead to a tighter, more shapely behind.
Heh. I think I need to start bowling.
your bowling skills sound on par with mine. and yeah, i'm ALWAYS sore after a night spent sucking at bowling! :)
Your humor oft times helps me through the day!
The only reason I can think of why someone's butt would hurt after bowling is clenching your butt.
Oh my GOD that sounds so disgusting.
I'm sorry your butt hurts. I'm sure it'll feel better soon.
My whole BODY hurts after bowling. Is that not supposed to happen?
It is a surprisingly effective workout.
Target heart rate.......achieved!
Not to speculate as to your athleticism... but I'm just guessing that the sore buns muscles are probably an indicator you're doing it wrong. The gutter balls serve as proof.
It's pretty basic, Kris. Try to pull it together :)
when referring to "bum muscles", i believe the appropriate term is homeless-american muscles.
huggin bumless-americans,
lord f
Whenever I clench my butt it seems like all my balls go in the gutter....
Gary
(Why, yes, I am in the 3rd grade).
My butt doesn't hurt anymore but my forearm is killing me from softball practice.
We're in AWESOME shape.
I'm guessing all of them. Try roller skating, next, it will kick your ass.
If your ass hurts after a night of bowling, please remember that fingers are supposed to go in the holes in the ball.
Delurking here......
Last time I checked, you weren't supposed to be bowling with your butt. Must be hard to aim and roll the ball at the same time.
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