April 15, 2007
It probably isn't a good sign
that my entire ass hurts after a night spent bowling. Exactly which of the bum muscles are involved in the achievement of successive gutter balls?

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25 Comments:

Blogger Wicked H said...

Ha! Here is how I view anything that hurts after movement, if it hurts - it's melting.

Also remember, not everyone can be a proficient gutter ball bowler.

Blogger Bob said...

If your ass hurts from bowling, you're definitely doing something wrong. Maybe it was the bar stool you sat on inbetween turns? Or was it a slap on the ass from a team mate with each gutter ball?

Blogger Brookelina said...

Must be "bowler's clench."

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Blogger globalchameleon said...

Best cure for bowling-related injuries is another pitcher of beer...

Blogger Itinerant Agonist said...

I believe the "pride" chakra is actually in the gluts - having been the gutterball king myself and having suffered as you are now.

Blogger Eileen Dover said...

It kind of sucks that your arse hurts from a Saturday evening of bowling... and not using sex muscles.

What am I saying?

I haven't used any muscles lately, bowling or otherwise...

Anonymous Jorge said...

I would suspect that your unique style of bowling by using your "butt grip" is contributing to your problem.

I would recommend switching it up for a while.

J

Blogger Monkey said...

If bowling is done correctly... ahem... only one buttock should hurt.

Or so I'm told.

Blogger Matt said...

A bowling injury?

You must have been so embarassed in front of the other athletes.

Blogger Jessica said...

Oh but how did you look in the shoes darling??

You must have been ravishing.

Anonymous Bonanza JellyBean said...

I get sore all over playing kickball and I basically do nothing at kickball. It's not how it was back in the 2nd grade, that's for sure.

Blogger Maya said...

Ah yes, the old arse-pull. You see, while being ogled, your booty is getting a workout...so naturally you wake up sore. Either that or you've got one helluva follow through.

Blogger Stacey said...

Hmmmm . . . that's quite a mystery.

However, if those muscles hurt, that means you were working them, right? So perhaps your pain will lead to a tighter, more shapely behind.

Heh. I think I need to start bowling.

Blogger Marissa said...

your bowling skills sound on par with mine. and yeah, i'm ALWAYS sore after a night spent sucking at bowling! :)

Blogger TrappedInColorado said...

Your humor oft times helps me through the day!

The only reason I can think of why someone's butt would hurt after bowling is clenching your butt.

Oh my GOD that sounds so disgusting.

I'm sorry your butt hurts. I'm sure it'll feel better soon.

Blogger Karl said...

My whole BODY hurts after bowling. Is that not supposed to happen?

Blogger Skyzi said...

It is a surprisingly effective workout.

Target heart rate.......achieved!

Not to speculate as to your athleticism... but I'm just guessing that the sore buns muscles are probably an indicator you're doing it wrong. The gutter balls serve as proof.

It's pretty basic, Kris. Try to pull it together :)

Blogger Lord Fondleberries said...

when referring to "bum muscles", i believe the appropriate term is homeless-american muscles.

huggin bumless-americans,

lord f

Blogger Gary LaPointe said...

Whenever I clench my butt it seems like all my balls go in the gutter....

Gary

(Why, yes, I am in the 3rd grade).

Blogger Kim said...

My butt doesn't hurt anymore but my forearm is killing me from softball practice.

We're in AWESOME shape.

Blogger Trouble said...

I'm guessing all of them. Try roller skating, next, it will kick your ass.

Blogger t2ed said...

If your ass hurts after a night of bowling, please remember that fingers are supposed to go in the holes in the ball.

Anonymous nikki said...

Delurking here......

Last time I checked, you weren't supposed to be bowling with your butt. Must be hard to aim and roll the ball at the same time.

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