March 26, 2007
kris-mess
Believe it or not, last night I had my first ever interview about this here site! (Not counting the weekly grilling I get from my mother given her assumption that each and every entry is about her and my voodoo doll of her likeness.) These two amazing bloggers were lovely enough to spend about a half hour talking to me, and made me feel comfortable and welcome in those thirty minutes, in which I:

  • realized that my voice is even more grating in played-back audio than in my head, which I thought was impossible.
  • compared having children to living with boa constrictors.
  • locked the windows and had to change a dampened shirt given that they brought up cyborgs.

Here it is in all it's glory. If dogs begin to howl in your neighborhood, you're listening to the right blogger's voice.



34 Comments:

Blogger Kelly said...

heehee - CYBORGS!

Look outtttt!

Honey, you were wickedly wonderful!

Blogger Kelly said...

"I'm definitely a 'Serial Killer' variety.

Now we are locking up the winddows! :)

(My parents saturated us with Law & Order from a very early age... we laid awake listening to the show. We're truce crime addicts too. You Are Not Alone!)

Blogger kris said...

Oh yes, indeed. That actually came out of my mouth.

Blogger I-66 said...

saWEET.

So when are you starting the $5 per minute 1-900-KRIS-4U2 hawtline?

Anonymous Jorge said...

Cyborgs?

What an odd thing to ask.

Blogger kris said...

I know where you live, J.

Blogger Wombat said...

This morning, I see snakes and cyborgs everywhere.

You are right to be fearful, Kris.

Blogger kris said...

That's just cruel! Thanks for putting up with me, Wombat. It really was so much fun. :)

Blogger Eileen Dover said...

Kris:

I just told Wombat that if I were gay (and you were too), I would want to date you.

(Plus, my greatest desire is to have my tubes tied.)

Blogger Wombat said...

Putting up with you? We were lucky to have you grace us with your presence in the first place.

No more mentions of C******.

Blogger kris said...

You guys are so fun! I say we do have a date soon -- a few bottles of wine, my cats dressed in tuxedos . . . we can live blog it. ;) You guys are rock stars.

Very nice!!!

Blogger A Unique Alias said...

I misunderstood the choice between Chardonnay and Coke. I was thinking "plead the fifth!"

Blogger Sizzle said...

i can't wait to hear it!

Anonymous Neil said...

Are you the one with the accent?

Anonymous gorillabuns said...

i'm totally a serial killer kind of person too. though, not in the stalking kind of way.

Anonymous KB said...

I totally should have been your protector. Who gots the weapons, lady? :)

Loved the interview!

Blogger kris said...

Crap! I totally forgot about your guns! (kissing my biceps . . . ;)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi thr Kris… been reading your blog for a couple of days now…( been through the archives as well) and I liked it… Cheers!

Blogger Mel said...

BLOG STAR!

And to think, I can say I knew her back before she became famous! :)

Blogger Bob said...

You sounded fine. The interviewer could have asked better questions. Like what kind of wine opener do you use? What uses do you have for empty wine bottles? Have you ever had a religious experience while drinking wine? What can happen if you slam down a few shots of tequilla and then switch to wine? Questions like that.

Anonymous Jorge said...

You don't know where I live now, sucka!

Blogger honeykbee said...

It must be a pretty good interview (or at least popular) as it's already blocked from work.

I was considering hitting it up again later from home, but if I'm not going to find out what happens when you slam down a few shots of tequilla and then switch to wine then just forget it.

Anonymous sandra said...

I can't stand listening to my voice either -- I thought yours was kinda fun, though!

Blogger Keith said...

It's not quite like living with boa constrictors - I'd liken living with children more to inviting a swarm of locusts to dinner and finding leeches during bath time with monkeys flinging poo while you try to watch TV.

Blogger kitkat said...

Wow! Your voice sounds exactly how I would have imagined it. How often does that happen?

Kris, I can honestly say I'm very proud of you, even though I don't actually know you, and I admire your writing and the popularity you've gained because of it. Who would have ever thought this blogging thing would get this much attention?

Blogger Marissa said...

That is SO cool!!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading your blog for so long it was fun to hear your voice... you sounded a bit like Madonna (after she moved to England and became all proper!)
:)

Blogger Freewheel said...

You sounded great!

Next step: V-blogging.

Anonymous zandria said...

How cool! I'm going to save the link and listen to it later. I feel like I don't have a spare second right now. So much darn stuff going on...why does everything have to happen all at once? :)

Blogger PLD said...

congrats, lady! (plus, Kriss-mess is quality)

Anonymous Jen said...

You're a star! Thanks for nice welcome into Indie, as well. Internet celebrity - well deserved accolades, too! Oh, and I love Billy Joel. NO QUESTION! Ha!

Blogger Karl said...

You're a natural on radio. Listening as I type this.

Anonymous Leah said...

I'm new to your blog (but like it quite a bit), and I listened to your interview. Toooo funny. I agree with Eileen that people with those little bluetooth earbuds look like the Terminator. Everytime I see them it freaks me out. I've never used the word cyborg, but I can understand why it freaks you out.

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