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Heh, they never should have introduced her to those alligators then.
*blinks*
I'm just kidding!
haha!
Evolution is great and all, but that's just WEIRD.
what,,,,you don't think your parent's would have bought that line huh?
Dude, the Second Coming is a reptile!!??
I know, Miss B, yes! But those who watched V: The Final Battle already knew that . . . ;)
... (dragon) sisters are doin' it for themselves!
Did they name any of the lizards Jesus?
that is too funny!thank you for keeping me up to speed on world events. I figure as long as I keep reading your blog, I'll never have to be subjected to cnn.
Is this the beginning of the end for men? If not for our sperm what use are we? Oh no! I better start having sex again before it is too late. Thanks for the heads up? (hee hee. get it? muhahahahahaha)
hahaha! Thanks for the giggle!
I heard the lizard's name was Mary.
Oh man, is this the second coming?! I need new rapturing outfits!
Well I already have my tithes ready for the Lizard Jesus.Anyone want to join me in welcoming our new masters?Anyone?
I thought it was already a known fact that Komodos could reproduce w/o sex.I discussed this months ago in a bar with the girl that asked me to imagine that I was Meatloaf. Seriously, I couldn't make that up if I tried.
but did you read about this: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=34412&in_page_id=2
Oh, sizz. That one made the baby Jesus wince.I wonder if his opening line went something like, "I-guana make out with you . . ."I know. GROAN.
Wait til the baby ends up looking strangely like the zookeeper. . .
I wonder if the zookeepers checked to see if the cage cleaners were in that cage a little longer than usual.... with some Barry White and Shiraz.I am going to have to call for a DNA test on all of the male staff.
virgin lizard births...don't remember that from Catholic school.
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Heh, they never should have introduced her to those alligators then.
*blinks*
I'm just kidding!
haha!
Evolution is great and all, but that's just WEIRD.
what,,,,you don't think your parent's would have bought that line huh?
Dude, the Second Coming is a reptile!!??
I know, Miss B, yes! But those who watched V: The Final Battle already knew that . . . ;)
... (dragon) sisters are doin' it for themselves!
Did they name any of the lizards Jesus?
that is too funny!
thank you for keeping me up to speed on world events. I figure as long as I keep reading your blog, I'll never have to be subjected to cnn.
Is this the beginning of the end for men? If not for our sperm what use are we? Oh no! I better start having sex again before it is too late. Thanks for the heads up? (hee hee. get it? muhahahahahaha)
hahaha! Thanks for the giggle!
I heard the lizard's name was Mary.
Oh man, is this the second coming?! I need new rapturing outfits!
Well I already have my tithes ready for the Lizard Jesus.
Anyone want to join me in welcoming our new masters?
Anyone?
I thought it was already a known fact that Komodos could reproduce w/o sex.
I discussed this months ago in a bar with the girl that asked me to imagine that I was Meatloaf.
Seriously, I couldn't make that up if I tried.
but did you read about this: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=34412&in_page_id=2
Oh, sizz. That one made the baby Jesus wince.
I wonder if his opening line went something like, "I-guana make out with you . . ."
I know. GROAN.
Wait til the baby ends up looking strangely like the zookeeper. . .
I wonder if the zookeepers checked to see if the cage cleaners were in that cage a little longer than usual.... with some Barry White and Shiraz.
I am going to have to call for a DNA test on all of the male staff.
virgin lizard births...don't remember that from Catholic school.
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