January 24, 2007
Convenient explanation
I hope this dragon's parents are more gullible than mine were.









crickets.

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh, they never should have introduced her to those alligators then.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Blogger Kris said...

I'm just kidding!

Blogger mysterygirl! said...
Blogger Candace said...

Evolution is great and all, but that's just WEIRD.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

what,,,,you don't think your parent's would have bought that line huh?

Blogger missbhavens said...

Dude, the Second Coming is a reptile!!??

Blogger Kris said...

I know, Miss B, yes! But those who watched V: The Final Battle already knew that . . . ;)

Anonymous jeanne said...

... (dragon) sisters are doin' it for themselves!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they name any of the lizards Jesus?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is too funny!

thank you for keeping me up to speed on world events. I figure as long as I keep reading your blog, I'll never have to be subjected to cnn.

Blogger TrappedInColorado said...

Is this the beginning of the end for men? If not for our sperm what use are we? Oh no! I better start having sex again before it is too late. Thanks for the heads up? (hee hee. get it? muhahahahahaha)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha! Thanks for the giggle!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the lizard's name was Mary.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man, is this the second coming?! I need new rapturing outfits!

Anonymous Jorge said...

Well I already have my tithes ready for the Lizard Jesus.

Anyone want to join me in welcoming our new masters?

Anyone?

Blogger Kim said...

I thought it was already a known fact that Komodos could reproduce w/o sex.

I discussed this months ago in a bar with the girl that asked me to imagine that I was Meatloaf.

Seriously, I couldn't make that up if I tried.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

but did you read about this: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=34412&in_page_id=2

Blogger Kris said...

Oh, sizz. That one made the baby Jesus wince.

I wonder if his opening line went something like, "I-guana make out with you . . ."

I know. GROAN.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait til the baby ends up looking strangely like the zookeeper. . .

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the zookeepers checked to see if the cage cleaners were in that cage a little longer than usual.... with some Barry White and Shiraz.

I am going to have to call for a DNA test on all of the male staff.

Blogger Cheryl said...

virgin lizard births...don't remember that from Catholic school.

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