December 2, 2006
Crickets
What does one say when all is going well?

When the red wine stains come out of the carpet almost immediately, thanks to a heavy dose of Resolve* and some pretty serious 30-something muscle.

When your skin is clear. Because you finally Googled your damn self some version of a Boolean search that led to some effective skin care, courtesy of Dove Sensitive Skin something or other.**

And Mom is purportedly talking to you for the next three minutes, the work bigs invite you to join a promising business trip, a certain reliable and often drunken blogger agrees to watch your kids and your underwear drawer during said professional commitment, and you have a job and your parents are living and your bras still fit and your cats religiously prefer the litter box to your bedsheets.

Things are ridiculously ok.

And CNB with Dog asks you out on a date. You pick an outfit. You ensure that you floss for two days prior because Sweet Jesus it will be so beautiful to be kissed softly and anxiously again someday. He is temporarily sidelined by a sore throat and lost voice which are confirmed by a visit, an invited dropoff of an "Early Winter Illness Survival Kit" that you scrambled to put together before sunset, one filled with ridiculously salty chicken noodle soup and stupid glee, not to mention the anticipation you haven't felt since your days as a 13 year old who ne'er been dated.

I swear to God and Oprah that I will read everything in the latter's book club - the Bible is just so looooooong - should things continue to coast.

I am very much enjoying the ride.


*This is not a product pimping blog, commercial people.

** Ditto to the above; however, free samples of the gorgeosity will not be turned down as my 10th grade Christmas dance date was.


27 Comments:

Anonymous whoorl said...

OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my lord. This is way too exciting. The LOVE! The LOVE!

Blogger E :) said...

YAY! CNB! AND YOU! YAY!

Anonymous Jurgen Nation said...

"ridiculously ok". Isn't it sad that we say things like this and are just waiting for something to happen? DO NOT.

So giddy for you. And your ass had better be on the phone with me (you know what I mean; the last time I talked to your ass was unpleasant) TODAY to tell me every last detail.

And a meow, meow, meow.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay for you!

* knocks on wood *

Blogger mysterygirl! said...

YAY! CNB w/D! I can't wait for an update. I'm so happy that things are going so well. :)

Blogger Megarita said...

YAY! YAY! nothing better than a little boy time to clear things up. YAY!

Anonymous janet said...

this is fabulous! (mostly because you are fabulous) -- you deserve all of it :)

Blogger Nancy Drew said...

Now THIS is what you deserve, and much much more, Kris!!! (((((((((hugs))))) you rock star you!!!!

Blogger Kelly said...

Professional business trip and taking care of CNB? Whatta busy week.

And to answer yer question, dawling, when all is going well we say "Aaaaaaaaah. That's more like it." And then we commence with the enjoying.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooo! Wonderful! :)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet Jesus it will be so beautiful to be kissed softly and anxiously again someday

Cheers to being kissed anxiously. I'll keep my jealous fingers crossed for you!

And, by the way, ridiculously salty chicken noodle soup is always a winner.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You totally deserve this turn of events!

Blogger nicalyse said...

Enjoy it all, that's what you do, and pray that it doesn't all come crashing down at a really inopportune moment.

Blogger playfulinnc said...

Lovely! I need more info on "the visit"!!

Blogger angelatee said...

Good things happen to funny, smart, happening, people. Happy Holidays woman!

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Blogger missbhavens said...

Whoo-hoo!!! Good feelings abound! And around the holidays, no less!!

Excellent, excellent, EXCELLENT!

Now get with the smooching!

Blogger Heather B. said...

Just wanted to let you know that your bed is so very comfy. :-)

Blogger Sizzle said...

oooh! glee! i like glee!

Anonymous Jorge said...

I'm almost done my "Yay" banner.

Gimme 5 minutes....

;)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wooo hoo hoo!

Blogger Bones said...

I feel so left out.. i stumbled across your blog today and i have no idea who CNB is. A quick google yielded Central Narcotics Bureau or Cities National Bank. I doubt its either

Blogger bandick said...

Krisser,
Jealous! I love that feeling. I sent PJ McFuzzybottom a care package the day after we met (it was long distance then). It was a "wish I'd known you six weeks ago when it was your 35th birthday" present.

I miss that feeling. I just hung up with Fuzzy after a five minute rant regarding how I ruined his life because I bought the wrong bolts for the new toilet.

This stupid renovation is going to ruin us! ;)

Blogger Freewheel said...

Have a great time!

Blogger Freckled K said...

Good on ya. Can't wait to hear what happens with CNB.

Anonymous bloggadocio said...

yea, yea, yea - i love when things go well. So happy for you, Kris!

(also a big, big fan of the Dove)

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