August 17, 2006
Three Pretty Irritating and Irritating and yes, also Irritating Reasons I Want To Punch Blogger in the Face
Seriously. Was Sarah Jessica's husband not playing War Games with that supercomputer like 29 effing years ago? How is it possible that in this day and age (insert other fogie language here) a blogger can't upload photos when two year olds have cell phones and GPS in their g-damn strollers?

Because I never got to punch Jennifer *#%! in the face in the 100-wing of my high school when she called me a slut, no matter how much I wanted to maim her that day or six years later when I saw her at that New Jersey wedding.

Because, Blogger, I stay with you, like the boyfriend who doesn't treat you quite right and drinks too much at family functions. While my close friends are courted by the captain of the football team (Moveable Type) and that semi-hot guy in AP English who hung in the back of the room (Typepad, of course), I stay with you. And worse, I defend you to my mom.

Wise up, or I'm so leaving you.


28 Comments:

Blogger JordanBaker said...

my account has been PMS-ing on pictures of late too. They all have to go in before any text, at all, even the title. And some days it decides it hates a particular side. And some days it's just all "this picture is ugly. I'm not going to let you upload it. So there. Meh."

Blogger femme d'espoir said...

Get 'em girl!

Blogger Knoxie said...

Eep! I like the revamp.

Just link me already!

Blogger kitkat said...

Wow, nice new look! It's been a while since I've visited.

Blogger is kind of a slut sometimes, but, like a slut, it's free, so we can only complain so much, right?

Anonymous Jurgen Nation said...

LEAVE THE BASTARD!!!! Fucking dickhead.

Come to WordPress.

Blogger Shawn said...

Me...I like the free love. Bring on the slutty Blogger! I'm so beyond trying to defend her social gaffs...she is what she is.

Which doesn't mean I won't be cursing about her in the next few minutes. Sometimes we fight...what can I say?

Blogger canadian sadie said...

It's not even just the photos. I didn't need to come across this post when I finally just updated my freaking blog for the first time in weeks and stupid BLOGGER ate my farking post. Yeah. I hear you. Moveable type, you say?

We shall see. Bastiges.

Anonymous Jorge said...

Moveable type is for sissies.
Typepad is what Wesley Crusher uses.

Wordpress is where it's at.
And I have an invite with your name on it (THAT LETS YOU IMPORT EVERYTHING!)

:)

Love,
Canadian J-man

I'm glad I'm not alone. I thought it was just me... as I'm sitting here, 2 hours AFTER trying the first time to upload pictures and wondering ... how much more time do I dare stay awake ... how much longer before the sun comes up? Is it possible for ONE picture to get uploaded??? Just one before all three of my kids wake up for the day?!

"So leaving you"? I love it.

Blogger TrappedInColorado said...

Does blogger even have anything to do with the pics? Didn't she outsourcde that process to another site? I had a problem with with photos a few days ago. It has cleared up now. KiKat is right.. you get what you pay for. You could do your own site. Rent space on a server. Purchase blog software. Make it look to reflect who you are. I'd say go for it. I'll help with $582.39 a month. Cause that's just the kind of guy I am. :)

Blogger Keith said...

It's an upgrade, not a bug. Have you tried using Picasa yet?

Blogger goldennib said...

You tell 'em!

Blogger Thérèse said...

I'm sorry. I feel your pain.

But you know how Blogger is....

Blogger afromabq said...

love your new look kris....it fits you!

i've been having the same problems w/pics for the past two weeks. annoying, but i'm too lazy to set up another blog somewhere else.

Blogger Miss Scarlet said...

I have faith in these "upgrades" I've been hearing about.

Blogger Megarita said...

This is hilarious. I loved that semi-hot english guy. I'm still looking for him, actually.

Blogger Barbara said...

I always thought of Blogger as being male, not female. A woman would never leave you stranded like this...

I was gone for a couple of days and am completely delighted to return to your new, swanky, sophisticated blog. Gorgeous, dahling.

Blogger MiMaw said...

Oooo I thought it was just me! I tried for 6 hours to upload a photo and when I thought I had it there (I saw it), posted it... it was BLANK for everyone else. The next day it uploaded fine. Of course, when I saw it I realized that maybe Blogger knew better than me... it really wasn't worth posting.

Blogger k said...

maybe a hundred million people have said this to you already, but so what:

i use blogger, and i use flickr for my photos. it's a fabulous combo.

Blogger Sizzle said...

yeah flickr rocks. and blogger is a bitch that i love to hate.

Anonymous nabbalicious said...

Go to the light! I don't regret leaving Blogger for a second. Too many "outages" for my taste.

I love the new look, though!

Blogger Egan said...

I'm dating the AP English kid. You should too. He may or may not use tongue.

Blogger Danielle said...

i too will upload to flickr and copy the code to blogger when i have trouble uploading pics directly.

the semi-hot guy sounds tempting, but i stand by my man.

Blogger missbhavens said...

Blogger's not the best photo handler. ALL my pictures end up on Blogger (she such a cranky biotch) via Flickr.

I loves me my flickr. I do. I loves hr.

Blogger Marissa said...

haha! i TOTALLY hear you on this. i get so frustrated when blogger won't let me upload. the same way i left friendster for myspace, i might have to, as you said, leave blogger for typepad!

i love your new layout! hot!

Blogger Juliness said...

In a completely unrelated deal, I am supposed to ask you about Drinking Court TV. Daisy (Stacy) recommended I try that as opposed to Drinking Animal Discovery due to my impediment of having a dog that goes ballistic when another animal appears on TV when we watch together.

Can you provide the rules and recommendations?

Blogger Stef said...

Yeah, I've been having photo problems too. But laziness is also an issue, so I don't imagine I'll be switching anytime soon. Until then, I keep cutting and pasting code to get my photos up. Seems to be working so far....!

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