December 9, 2005
Mama has been:
a) skipping work to dance the day shift at the Crystal City Restaurant,
b) cutting and pasting the blog fodder of others, similar to what happened to Que Sera Sera and other of our fellow bloggers, (tsk, tsk, young one. not nice.)
c) practicing to perfection the MC Skat Kat moves from Paula Abdul's Two Steps Forward video,
d) neglecting you just as she does routine ear hygiene.

I shall return over the weekend with kisses and snowman peeps for all.


36 Comments:

Anonymous Jorge said...

a) I've always wanted to visit that strip club and shove dollar bills down your top. Actually,Dave said that*.
b) Most people do that. It is the suck.
c) Holy shit. I was just humming that this morning. I think we are psychically connected.
d) You do it well.
:)

Hugs,
Me

Blogger Dave said...

I though you were going to Paula and I'd be Skat Kat. We're going look like assholes at that dance now.

Anonymous Jorge said...

Kinda like you like a dork for your omission of verbs, English.

ZING!

Blogger Keith said...

Routine ear hygiene is not to be ignored! Q-tips, pronto!

Blogger Kris said...

Children, play nice.

Keith, no worries there. I actually think I like Q Tips more than cats. If you can imagine it.

Blogger Shawn said...

As long as they're not yellow snowman peeps...

Blogger Debby said...

I really and truly hope it's A. Sounds just too cool to be untrue!!! Have a great weekend hon!

Blogger MKD said...

Skat means poo.

Blogger Mel said...

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one into Q-tips & ear hygiene. Not only my own, but my cat's ear hygiene as well.

You would believe the shit that come out of those little fuckers ears.

Blogger Kris said...

Shawn - Ah, but they are. Oh well. More for me.

Debby - Don't I wish CCR (not Creedence) would stop turning down my dancing applications.

MKD - No no sweetie. That's squirt.

Mel - I love that too. That and clipping their nails. Killer.


crickets.

Blogger missbhavens said...

Have you at least wiped the drool off yourself ? Hmmm?

Blogger JordanBaker said...

Xmas peeps taste less like actual peeps than like crap.

Blogger DC Cookie said...

Actually Jorge, at the CCR, you'd have to tuck the bills neatly into her pasties...

Blogger Kris said...

Miss B - It was awful. Thank goodness no one saw it. Although I kinda wish they had.

Jordan - Noooooooooo! I haven't yet had them, and were so hoping they'd be better than the black Halloween cat peeps. Ick.

Cookie - THAT'S MY GIRL.

Blogger Washington Cube said...

Blogging can wait. Time for fun.

Blogger Shawn said...

Yellow snowman peeps pasties...the thought boggles my mind.

The weekend hasn't even started yet and my mind has been boggled...this bodes well.

Anonymous Jorge said...

Pasties it is!

WOO HOO!

Blogger Sizzle said...

i think c sounds the most fun. take pictures! video!

oooooh Kisses, I KNEW you couldn't resist me!

I'm just going around saying "hi" to everybody on my blog list today.


Hi Kris!

Blogger Complacent Chase said...

"We go together 'cause opposites attract"!

Enjoy your weekend!

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

All of the above!!!

Blogger Lulu said...

Ha! I was just singing "Cold Hearted Snake" earlier today to Mr. Lulu. Eerie.

Blogger babyjewels said...

Chocolate Kisses! Righteous.

Blogger Bill said...

Re: D ... did you know that cats quite like neglected ears? I use to have a cat that cleaned them for me. If that sounds gross, sorry. I always thought it was kinda cool (the cat was named Poustinia, and she was a gem, common as dirt).

Oh, and Daddy ain't wearin' no pants.

Blogger Slade said...

snowman peeps!!! do they really have those?? I hate peeps, but mr. slade loves them and those would be great for his stocking!

Blogger HizzleThizzle said...

Was that you the other day dancing in the street?

Blogger LBseahag said...

hahhh...MC Skat Kat...what a blast from the past...

Blogger Bobby said...

Now I am going to have that song stuck in my head all freaking day....

Blogger erin said...

i loved that video!!!

Blogger Lindsey said...

In return for snowman peeps. All is forgiven.

Blogger nabbalicious said...

I'm going to hold you to this promise of Peeps!

Blogger Marcia said...

Can we put the peeps in the microwave and make them get all fat and yummy and melty?

Blogger NARDAC said...

Slacker!

And now you can never whine about us not posting every other day.

Btw, I have no idea what on earth (b) is about.

Blogger Jenny said...

d) neglecting you just as she does routine ear hygiene

EW. :)

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! » » »

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