November 29, 2005
This entry will self destruct in 22 hours, or when the Biggest Loser finale is over, whichever comes first
Have I mentioned how much I can't stand it when someone says, "Let me axe you a question?" or "He excaped from jail!" FTLOG.


31 Comments:

Blogger Kris said...

Yeah, well I said it. I HATE THAT.

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

OHHHHHH I'm so there. Exstatic....too...

urge.to.kill.

Blogger Miss Penny Lane said...

FTLOG? Please clue me in.

I also hate that "ax" crap, etc. I had to tape Biggest Loser, so I must wait until 11 to watch it. "The Chef" and I have friendly bets on who will come out on top. I hope it is Susan (Susie?) -- doesn't she look HAWT???

Blogger lizzyjane said...

How about "Yous Guys"
???!!!!
Too bad susie lost. She is so damn cute.

Blogger amamgets said...

But I gotta axe... he came through the dryer vent? Seriously, I keep grabbing flashlights and (followed by two dogs and six cats) looking under everything. For some absurd reason, I'm convinced the little mouse can't live in our house without being fed and watered (?@!??)

I'm taking my wine up to the laundry room to wait for the field mouse...

Blogger amamgets said...

Forgot to say-- I truly despise the axe garbonzo myself-- and men who spit. (Not talking in the sink, you understand). Although I have a theory which makes it, if not acceptable, at least understandable: they're marking territory. Like dogs. Peeing.

Add "these ones" to the list, please.
And follow it up with:
"I'm currently out of the office right now"
"I also like those too"
"Show me your boobs"
"Let me be in charge"
"What are you making me for dinner"

...ok those last three may be specific to me

PS - What does FTLOG mean? (am I just not cool enough to understand?)

Blogger LBseahag said...

That bugs me too...

and I hate, "my arm is broke" and "can I have a sangwich?"

Blogger LBseahag said...

and "I am amped up..." its redundant, redundant...

Blogger The Zombie Lama said...

I always scream and say "AH! PLEASE DON'T AXE ME!!!"

Blogger MKD said...

I’m IN LOVE with The Biggest Loser. I can’t explain this. I find myself softy crying into my Wendy’s double cheeseburger. I mean I would blame my crying on PMS but that isn’t EVERY week (I think). I just don’t know what it is about fat people taking charge of their own lives and making that lifestyle choice to be thin, like all the pretty people, that makes me weep, but there you go…one of life’s little mysteries.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I hate it when 'espresso' is pronounced 'expresso'. They even do it at Starbucks.

Anonymous jeanne said...

"Strenth" instead of "strength"? What, would it kill you to pronounce the G? I'm just saying...

Oh,and "subsiderary" instead of "subsidiary"! I hate that! C'mon - make the effort!

Blogger katie's brain said...

I heard a grown woman say "libary" yesterday.

Blogger Bill said...

I've found when people want to "axe" me things, a response in Russian is effective. If not, a weed-wacker up the rectum works.

I notice I'm more fiesty when I comment late at night. Think that could be the wine?

Blogger Jeremy said...

According to Futurama, "ask" will eventually be removed from the English language and replaced by "axe." Best get used to it.

Blogger Weary Hag said...

Ew ... "axe you something" Just plain ew.

How about "hithe" instead of "height?" Come on folks... there's NO "th" sound in that word. Unless of course, you're dislexic.

Another EVIL one is "nucular" in place of "nuclear." Only one "u" in that word ... only one "u" in that word ... only one "u" in that word. Oops ... sorry, but that one REALLY gets under my skin.

(thanks so much for stopping by the Outpost)

Blogger Jessica said...

"I gotta axe da libarian a keston!". That was the sentence that sent my phonics educated head reeling after we moved to the South from New England. Thanks for the virtual bottle girl!

Blogger t2ed said...

Yeah, that's expecially annoying and people say it irregardless of how many times you tell them it drives you nuts.

Anonymous whoorl said...

Damn, The Biggest Loser was neverending! And what was up with the fake tanner on the finalists? They were the same color as the original oompa loompas!

Oh, and Susie needs to lay off the cocaine. Relax, crazy lady!!

Blogger Wicked H said...

FTLOG

Is it For the Love of God????

If so, may I borrow it?

Blogger Kris said...

YAY! We have a FTLOG winner! :) Use it freely!

I hate "post" as in "Hey, you're not post to do that!".
I had a friend that sais "exorbed" too, as in "That sponge exorbed all of the water." That one hurt my brain BIG TIME.

I also can't stand anyone that pronounces any word that ends in "a" with an "r" sound. THe Brits do this all the damn time, "This yeear marks the 3rd aniversary or Princess Di-on-ers death" *ugh*
If I hear one more person tell me they have an "I-dee-er" instead of and Idea, I'll scream.
SCREAM I TELLS YA!!

Blogger missbhavens said...

expresso
alblum (dated, because of the advent of cds)
larnyx
irregardless
and my all-time personal favorite:

"I could care less".

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Foilage.
FOILAGE.

Jackasses.

Hope everything went well.
Your comments thing is not letting me leave any info.

Jorge
Barking Space

Blogger Sizzle said...

i am with whorl. the biggest loser went on and on and on like all reality show finales- what could have been accomplished in 30 mins takes 2 hours! and yes, suzy, please stop with the crack.

the expresso thing bugs me the most.

Blogger amamgets said...

I hate it when the girl in the scary movie doesn't know that the monster bad guy is standing right behind her, and when she figures it out she DROPS the fucking WEAPON before RUNNING!

I mean, AGHHHHH!

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I was going to mention how much I HATE it when people say 'eXpresso' but yournamehere already did. So, wah!

Blogger Kristen said...

Do you "pacifically" hate "axe?"

Being in the district, you must have a longer list than this.

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