Have I mentioned how much I can't stand it when someone says, "Let me axe you a question?" or "He excaped from jail!" FTLOG.
November 29, 2005
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Yeah, well I said it. I HATE THAT.
FTLOG? Please clue me in.
I also hate that "ax" crap, etc. I had to tape Biggest Loser, so I must wait until 11 to watch it. "The Chef" and I have friendly bets on who will come out on top. I hope it is Susan (Susie?) -- doesn't she look HAWT???
How about "Yous Guys"
???!!!!
Too bad susie lost. She is so damn cute.
Add "these ones" to the list, please.
And follow it up with:
"I'm currently out of the office right now"
"I also like those too"
"Show me your boobs"
"Let me be in charge"
"What are you making me for dinner"
...ok those last three may be specific to me
PS - What does FTLOG mean? (am I just not cool enough to understand?)
That bugs me too...
and I hate, "my arm is broke" and "can I have a sangwich?"
and "I am amped up..." its redundant, redundant...
I’m IN LOVE with The Biggest Loser. I can’t explain this. I find myself softy crying into my Wendy’s double cheeseburger. I mean I would blame my crying on PMS but that isn’t EVERY week (I think). I just don’t know what it is about fat people taking charge of their own lives and making that lifestyle choice to be thin, like all the pretty people, that makes me weep, but there you go…one of life’s little mysteries.
I hate it when 'espresso' is pronounced 'expresso'. They even do it at Starbucks.
"Strenth" instead of "strength"? What, would it kill you to pronounce the G? I'm just saying...
Oh,and "subsiderary" instead of "subsidiary"! I hate that! C'mon - make the effort!
I heard a grown woman say "libary" yesterday.
I've found when people want to "axe" me things, a response in Russian is effective. If not, a weed-wacker up the rectum works.
I notice I'm more fiesty when I comment late at night. Think that could be the wine?
According to Futurama, "ask" will eventually be removed from the English language and replaced by "axe." Best get used to it.
Ew ... "axe you something" Just plain ew.
How about "hithe" instead of "height?" Come on folks... there's NO "th" sound in that word. Unless of course, you're dislexic.
Another EVIL one is "nucular" in place of "nuclear." Only one "u" in that word ... only one "u" in that word ... only one "u" in that word. Oops ... sorry, but that one REALLY gets under my skin.
(thanks so much for stopping by the Outpost)
"I gotta axe da libarian a keston!". That was the sentence that sent my phonics educated head reeling after we moved to the South from New England. Thanks for the virtual bottle girl!
Yeah, that's expecially annoying and people say it irregardless of how many times you tell them it drives you nuts.
Damn, The Biggest Loser was neverending! And what was up with the fake tanner on the finalists? They were the same color as the original oompa loompas!
Oh, and Susie needs to lay off the cocaine. Relax, crazy lady!!
FTLOG
Is it For the Love of God????
If so, may I borrow it?
YAY! We have a FTLOG winner! :) Use it freely!
I hate "post" as in "Hey, you're not post to do that!".
I had a friend that sais "exorbed" too, as in "That sponge exorbed all of the water." That one hurt my brain BIG TIME.
I also can't stand anyone that pronounces any word that ends in "a" with an "r" sound. THe Brits do this all the damn time, "This yeear marks the 3rd aniversary or Princess Di-on-ers death" *ugh*
If I hear one more person tell me they have an "I-dee-er" instead of and Idea, I'll scream.
SCREAM I TELLS YA!!
expresso
alblum (dated, because of the advent of cds)
larnyx
irregardless
and my all-time personal favorite:
"I could care less".
Foilage.
FOILAGE.
Jackasses.
Hope everything went well.
Your comments thing is not letting me leave any info.
Jorge
Barking Space
i am with whorl. the biggest loser went on and on and on like all reality show finales- what could have been accomplished in 30 mins takes 2 hours! and yes, suzy, please stop with the crack.
the expresso thing bugs me the most.
I was going to mention how much I HATE it when people say 'eXpresso' but yournamehere already did. So, wah!
Do you "pacifically" hate "axe?"
Being in the district, you must have a longer list than this.
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