November 20, 2005
Joke under review
The beau and I participated in the DC Walk for the Homeless yesterday along with 30,000 of our closest friends. The day was beautiful but the route seemed unusually long for a 5K, and the beau and I were soon complaining of sore lower backs and calf muscles.

For entirely hormonal reasons, my breasts were very tender. I commented on this to the beau.

"Maybe it's because of all of the walking," he offered.

"No," I countered. "I'm pretty sure these boobs were made for walking."



There have to have been worse jokes in the history of the universe, don't there?



Crickets.

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31 Comments:

Blogger hillary said...

of course there have been. all cannibal jokes are just horrible. as well as any joke that involves walking into a bar...

Blogger Jürgen Nation said...

AAAHAHAH! That's my kind of joke.

Blogger Brookelina said...

No, I think that's just about the worst one ever. In history. Congratulations.

Kris, you rock. God I love this blog.

Blogger Sizzle said...

i think your joke was well timed and used a proper pop culture references thus making it a classic.

with that being said, it IS pretty bad Kris. but i woulda laughed anyhow!

:) sizz

Blogger Bobby said...

I would have laughed, and chuckled lightly even while reading it, so it must not be that bad.

Blogger Dave Morris said...

Great pun. And I am the king of puns. Or the jester. Whichever.

Blogger rebecca_knox said...

you inspire me, kris! thanks so much for your comment. it's all starting to make sense!

:)

punning will always have a certain audience, so it gets a thumbs-up from me.

besides, they can't all be golden when you're experiencing breast tenderness. ;)

Blogger Neil said...

I would have gone for a tender breast joke about KFC, but that would have been just as unfunny.

Blogger babyjewels said...

I think its fabu and I love you. Keep hugging, keep hugging. break and look down.

Also makes me realize I can use these 'boobs were made for gawking', should I catch anyone staring at the puppies. (I'm such an enabler)

Blogger deanne said...

Ah no, those jokes are always the best.

Blogger yournamehere said...

Leper jokes are bad. For example:
Why did they stop the leper poker game? Everyone threw their hands in.

Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.

Why did they stop the leper softball game? Someone dropped a ball in left field.

Did you hear about the leper who went to the whorehouse? He left a big tip.

Be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses, ladies and gents. And try the veal.

Blogger Wicked H said...

Any joke lobbed during hormonal times is a good one. As long as the hormonal one is the one lobbing.

Tennis anyone?

Blogger Patsy Darling said...

Nothing wrong with boob jokes.

Blogger Poppy Cede said...

I thought that was a funny joke!

Blogger missbhavens said...

ALL boob jokes are welcomed!

one of these days those boobs are going to walk all over you...

Blogger Sub Girl said...

props on the walkathon! hahaha. corny jokes are good.

Blogger Cheryl said...

Of course there are...I can't think of any right now, but there are...

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

oh man that was excellent. Can I use it?

Blogger MKD said...

It was too cold to walk for the homeless.

Blogger NewYorkMoments said...

And spur of the moment, too! Good one!

Blogger The Zombie Lama said...

Any joke with boobs in it has to be good, right?

Blogger Marel Lecone said...

I hear the song in the background also. Too funny. :)

Blogger Bill said...

As jokes go, it;s kinda stupid. But that's why I like it. For some reason, with certain jokes, the stupider the better. Maybe stupid is the wrong word - silly works better. I love silly.

Blogger playfulinnc said...

It makes the part that goes "You keep sayin', you got something for me...something you call "love," but confess" mean totally different things to me now.

Blogger TJ said...

Actually, that joke had already been made by the grandmom in a "Family Circus" cartoon in 1974, so you merely just repeated the worst joke in the history of the universe, albeit without proper sourcing...

Anonymous Jorge said...

That was awesome.
And delivered with all the skill and dramatic poise we've come to expect from you.

Congratulations, my dear.

Congratulations.

Blogger t2ed said...

But are they going to walk all over you?

Now I won't be able to get that bass line out of my head all day....

Blogger Kim said...

Son of a...

I was totally going to do the Walk for the Homeless but forgot all about it.

Not that I would have made it. I was kinda hungover and my boobs aren't really made for walking or any sort of physical activity at all.

Blogger mysterygirl! said...

After further review, smirks and good-natured eye-rolling were visible. Not the worst joke ever.

Blogger SugarHigh said...

heehee, that's my kind of joke.

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