November 17, 2005
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee
Whenever I feel down and that I'm not contributing to society, I try to remember at least I'm not nbc4's Liz Crenshaw, revealing at 6 & 11 just WHAT IS THE BEST FROZEN PUMPKIN PIE TO THAW AND SCARF DOWN AT THANKSGIVING. This is an excellent followup to last week's hard-hitting investigative report on the best way to rake backyard leaves (which I think all agree is to withhold Mac-donalds and literacy skills from your preschoolers until they assume some responsibility around here).

Next up, Liz exposes cardstock as the red-headed stepchild of the paper industry.

In other news, I am in a blogger meeting frenzy involving smokey joes and Chardonnay and have not fed one of the cats in three weeks as a result. I still feed the cute one.


31 Comments:

Blogger Amber said...

Wow. She's SO on her way to being the next Katie Couric. Or if not the next, maybe the next next or the next next next. Whatever -- she's so totally on her way...

Makes perfect sense only feeding the cute cat. It's the same strategy society takes when dealing with homeless people.

Blogger erin said...

it's just not right to pick favorites from your kids...kris, i'm disappointed...

Blogger DC Cookie said...

Maybe the cute one is bulemic and the ugly one finds the scraps.

Okay, that was just gross...

I love it. Out here we have "Food Coach Lori Corbin" exposing the seedy underbelly of the "lowfat" versus "nonfat" labels.

Blogger Mel said...

Ugh, Liz Crenshaw. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Wait, which one was the 'cute one' again??? That's right... they are both adorable.

Blogger Mel said...

Dear Kris's Beau:
Thanks for driving Kris out to Lauriol Plaza last night. You rock. Even though it took you 5 hours to get out there.
Melly Mel

Blogger LBseahag said...

She makes Geraldo look like a slacker!

Blogger The Zombie Lama said...

Um... "sex with vampires"??????

Blogger oregano said...

Cricket is the cute one from this perspective.

Blogger Slade said...

my step-dad used to call me his red headed step child--I guess it really is funny when you are one.

cat abuse!! they're both beautiful, no matter what you say!

Blogger angelatee said...

Better dead than red on the head, I always say. .

I hate November. Cuz that means cold weather and ratings SWEEPS.

Blogger MKD said...

Do you only hang out with VA people? We MD people have feelings as well.

Blogger JordanBaker said...

wait. . .which one's the cute one??

Blogger TJ said...

Wait--is Liz's investigative report from last week available on tape? I have been having an extremely frustrating time with the leaves in my backyard and I'm not entirely sure that I am using the correct end of the rake...

Blogger Debby said...

All I really want to know is: HOW DO I GET SUCH AN INTERESTING, CREATIVE, AND ULTIMATELY FULFILLING JOB SUCH AS THAT?!!

Blogger babyjewels said...

I'm calling peta unless you do a CT meet and greet.

Blogger clothosfate said...

Hilarious. Great blog! Go wino..

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I am totally jealous I do not live close enough to participate in the the blogger meeting frenzy.

Blogger Sizzle said...

i love cardstock. i will kick that girl's ass!

;) sizz

Blogger Dave said...

Let me know when I'm actually the last blogger in the Northern Hemisphere that you haven't actually met yet in person.

Blogger AJH said...

As a red-headed step child, I resent that phrase. I dunno, I think Bug is the cute one.

Blogger Jackie said...

Excellent point. I mean, what would we do without such ground-breaking news?

How would we know which discount cleaner to use or, or...

I'm laughing. I can't write anything coherent.

Blogger t2ed said...

We can top that up here in the hinterland. Our 9&10 News Team has "Try It Before You Buy It."

They actually purchase the crap you see on infomercials, try it out and then compare it's performance to the puffery. This week a fishing lure!

I wish I were making this up: http://www.9and10news.com/Features/trybuy.asp

Blogger Poppy Cede said...

Kris, I can't believe you drank wine with Mel and Kim! You're such a rebel! hehe

Anonymous Jorge said...

Kris drinks wine with all of us. Then she tells us we are the only one for her.

And even though we know she's lying.

We love her.

And we pretend.

Because that's what we do to feel special.

J

Crying in Canada

Blogger Kim said...

Hey! Lay off Liz. I like her. You know who I hate? Pat Collins.

"Here in this Maryland home, two people were found (overly dramatic pause) dead. It was here in this suburban neighborhood (pause) where a mother (pause) and a daughter (pause) were (pause) murdered."

I just want to (pause) strangle (pause) him.

Blogger Wicked H said...

Bu-ut. Does it really do that????

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Mmm, Chardonnay.

Blogger sunshine said...

I know this is off topic, but -- mmm, pumpkin pie!

P.S. Get the Mrs. Smith's.

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