October 9, 2005
WWJD?
I can't be entirely sure, but I'm guessing the one sticker He'd put on his truck wouldn't be of Calvin and Hobbes peeing on Satan.

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33 Comments:

Blogger Jürgen Nation said...

Nope, he'd have the old VW bug with the "whirled peas" sticker.

I also suspect he'd have a KerryEdwards sticker on his bumper from the last election.

Blogger BamaGirl said...

I hate the calvin and hobbes stickers of every variety. I'm not a WWJD fan either. I don't know if he would drive a car. He'd probably be on the metro or subway. (even with the terror threat)

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

I'm with bamagirl.

Blogger Cheryl said...

You never know. I mean sometimes you think you know someone and they do something suprirsing. Maybe that'd be on of those things.

Blogger A Unique Alias said...

You know, every time I pull out of the driveway in my Ford F-350, I think to myself, "I'm spreading the word of Christ as well as advertising my devout religious commitment with my Calvin-and-Hobbes-urinating-on-the-legged -Darwin-Fish static cling decal."

Blogger babyjewels said...

I'm thinking he'd go with "7 days with out Jesus makes one weak". He's real big on word play.

(oh and you've inspired a mall hair post from me. although I cannot compete with either of your heights)

Blogger Jürgen Nation said...

Baby Jewels, that is AWESOME. You could totally write church signs for a living.

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Blogger lizzyjane said...

If jesus has any taste, he'd have a big ol' Phish sticker on his big ol' VW van bumper.

Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

I love Calvin and Hobbes.

For the record, it was those stickers that made Watterman retire. He got so sick of them that he threw in the towel.

so the next time you pick up the Funnies and see nothing funny because Watterman retired, you know who to blame.

Blogger MKD said...

Ye of little faith. It would be of Calvin peeing on Judas Iscariot.

Blogger Shawn said...

He would probably be a I Support Our Troops ribbon sticker with a cross in the middle...everyone knows what a war monger the late great JC was.

I would just love to be in the car with him driving during rush hour...

"Dad Dammit! Watch where you're going..."

"Me Christ! Learn how to drive..."

"Yeah, try and cut in there buddy. I'll bust out some Angel of Death on you!"

"Hey...you see that bumper sticker up there. It's got Calvin and Hobbes peeing on Satan. I love that shit!"

Okay, maybe it wouldn't be like that at all...what do I know?

Blogger yournamehere said...

Man, let me tell you, when I see that Calvin peeing on the car number of a NASCAR driver, I can't help but laugh...of course, it's the desperate cackle of someone who wants to poke his own eyes out with an icepick so he never has to gaze upon such a thing ever again.

Blogger katie's brain said...

I think he'd have a bumper sticker that said "Messiahs do it with the light of God on."

Blogger Keith said...

"I am My Own co-pilot"
These things just write themselves, people.

Blogger LBseahag said...

whirled peas...that cracked me up, jurgen....i hate that one...


I think he pisses on the W stickers...

Blogger t2ed said...

What would Jesus Drive? That's easy, a Chrysler.

Ooh, that's bad.

Blogger Oh, that girl. said...

I have some favorite bumber stickers of my own:

Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing.

Jesus is the reason I don't beat you for driving like that.

Does your husband know your out driving?

My other ride is your mom.

Blogger Jackie said...

Do you think that he would have a truck?
I think JC would have a jetpack, like on the Jetsons.

Blogger Keith said...

My other car is a cross...

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I wonder which Calvin pee'ing sticker Jesus would have?

Blogger JordanBaker said...

One of my students came to class today wearing the "What wouldn't Jesus Do?" T-shirt. It took all of my willpower and professional ethics not to jump him right then and there.

Blogger Complacent Chase said...

"My other car is a cross... "

ha ha ha

Blogger Washington Cube said...

I recently saw on another blog site a photograph taken on Rockville Pike of a car with the Christian fish symbol, and inside it said "and chips."

There is this really creepy man that I've stumbled across twice in my life. Once in D.C. Once on Cape Cod. His name is Arthur Blessitt, and he wanders around the world carrying a cross across his shoulder...huge thing...but it's on rubber wheels. That always killed me. Jesus popping a wheelie on his way to Calvary. (I'm going straight to hell for that one). He's really whack, by the way. I talked to him once in D.C. over by Independence Avenue, and he is gone, gone, gondiddy gone, gone.

http://www.blessitt.com/

Anonymous Jacynth said...

Okay, that cracked me up (and brought back camp memories, which i of course, blogged about). The question is not WHAT would jesus do it's WHO would jesus do?

Blogger HMP said...

Definitely Mary Magdalene.

Now that I've said that, a book recommendation: Lamb by Moore.

G'night.

Blogger Patsy Darling said...

No no she'd like that God is coming and she's pissed sticker best.

Anonymous Jorge said...

Take what everyone said, and add a "Me Too" to it.

I'm a sheep.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I've seen that cross "carrying" guy outside of the Kentucky Derby several years ago. I gave him shit about the wheels.

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