I can't be entirely sure, but I'm guessing the one sticker He'd put on his truck wouldn't be of Calvin and Hobbes peeing on Satan.
October 9, 2005
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26 Comments:
Nope, he'd have the old VW bug with the "whirled peas" sticker.
I also suspect he'd have a KerryEdwards sticker on his bumper from the last election.
I hate the calvin and hobbes stickers of every variety. I'm not a WWJD fan either. I don't know if he would drive a car. He'd probably be on the metro or subway. (even with the terror threat)
You never know. I mean sometimes you think you know someone and they do something suprirsing. Maybe that'd be on of those things.
You know, every time I pull out of the driveway in my Ford F-350, I think to myself, "I'm spreading the word of Christ as well as advertising my devout religious commitment with my Calvin-and-Hobbes-urinating-on-the-legged -Darwin-Fish static cling decal."
I'm thinking he'd go with "7 days with out Jesus makes one weak". He's real big on word play.
(oh and you've inspired a mall hair post from me. although I cannot compete with either of your heights)
Baby Jewels, that is AWESOME. You could totally write church signs for a living.
If jesus has any taste, he'd have a big ol' Phish sticker on his big ol' VW van bumper.
I love Calvin and Hobbes.
For the record, it was those stickers that made Watterman retire. He got so sick of them that he threw in the towel.
so the next time you pick up the Funnies and see nothing funny because Watterman retired, you know who to blame.
Ye of little faith. It would be of Calvin peeing on Judas Iscariot.
He would probably be a I Support Our Troops ribbon sticker with a cross in the middle...everyone knows what a war monger the late great JC was.
I would just love to be in the car with him driving during rush hour...
"Dad Dammit! Watch where you're going..."
"Me Christ! Learn how to drive..."
"Yeah, try and cut in there buddy. I'll bust out some Angel of Death on you!"
"Hey...you see that bumper sticker up there. It's got Calvin and Hobbes peeing on Satan. I love that shit!"
Okay, maybe it wouldn't be like that at all...what do I know?
Man, let me tell you, when I see that Calvin peeing on the car number of a NASCAR driver, I can't help but laugh...of course, it's the desperate cackle of someone who wants to poke his own eyes out with an icepick so he never has to gaze upon such a thing ever again.
I think he'd have a bumper sticker that said "Messiahs do it with the light of God on."
"I am My Own co-pilot"
These things just write themselves, people.
whirled peas...that cracked me up, jurgen....i hate that one...
I think he pisses on the W stickers...
What would Jesus Drive? That's easy, a Chrysler.
Ooh, that's bad.
I have some favorite bumber stickers of my own:
Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing.
Jesus is the reason I don't beat you for driving like that.
Does your husband know your out driving?
My other ride is your mom.
My other car is a cross...
I wonder which Calvin pee'ing sticker Jesus would have?
One of my students came to class today wearing the "What wouldn't Jesus Do?" T-shirt. It took all of my willpower and professional ethics not to jump him right then and there.
"My other car is a cross... "
ha ha ha
I recently saw on another blog site a photograph taken on Rockville Pike of a car with the Christian fish symbol, and inside it said "and chips."
There is this really creepy man that I've stumbled across twice in my life. Once in D.C. Once on Cape Cod. His name is Arthur Blessitt, and he wanders around the world carrying a cross across his shoulder...huge thing...but it's on rubber wheels. That always killed me. Jesus popping a wheelie on his way to Calvary. (I'm going straight to hell for that one). He's really whack, by the way. I talked to him once in D.C. over by Independence Avenue, and he is gone, gone, gondiddy gone, gone.
http://www.blessitt.com/
Okay, that cracked me up (and brought back camp memories, which i of course, blogged about). The question is not WHAT would jesus do it's WHO would jesus do?
Take what everyone said, and add a "Me Too" to it.
I'm a sheep.
I've seen that cross "carrying" guy outside of the Kentucky Derby several years ago. I gave him shit about the wheels.
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