July 16, 2007
because
because it's better than Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, Thunderbird, urine, and Coors Light.



because a bad picture of yourself is so worth seeing her laugh like that.




because it's what you eat at a baseball game, whether they're made from meerkats or not.




because you got great highlights, and because no one will know that as you knelt down for the perfect field shot your knees were shaking, given that your body is well on its way to complete and utter atrophy.


and because at the end of the day, no matter cat cancer or bloating or broken CV boot, at least you don't live in Baltimore.



17 Comments:

Blogger Kim said...

That was the worst day of my life. YOU ARE NO FUN!

Vodka? Anyone? That's the only way to make it through a day in Baltimore.

Blogger Jake said...

You are more adorable than I could have ever imagined. With your wit to boot, I don't understand how you're still single.

And amen on Baltimore. What a nightmare.

Blogger Kristin said...

Fabulous highlights !!

Blogger Kristin said...

"Better than urine." ?? are you sure ?

Blogger Paige Jennifer said...

I almost dumped a DC based guy when he pondered relocating to Baltimore. Because the real estate was cheaper. And as we stood on the street with a "Believe" banner billowing in the stale air, I turned to him and said no way.

Blogger Maliavale said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, young lady. Now you know I appreciate what you're going through. BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO TEAR BALTIMORE DOWN TO LIFT YOURSELF UP. Baltimore don't play that.

Blogger kris said...

SHIT, MALIA. Took you long enough to see the post. ;)

Blogger supergirlest said...

now, no need to go ripping on my high school drink of choice... the hill is YOUR FRIEND!!!!

Blogger Heather B. said...

I heart you two. I'm ridiculously excited to get to sleep with both of you.

(heh!)

And my lord, we will be far more classy than bud light, ladies. K?

Blogger Keith said...

HEY!!! What's wrong with living in Baltimore?!?!

I got all defensive when I read that last line... but your new tagline is so awesome that I'll forgive you for hatin' on Charm City.

(I kind of hate it here, too).

(But not as much as I hate the guy I work with who goes to the running of the bulls every. damn. year. Douchebag.)

Blogger deanne said...

Well I was told hotdogs were made from all the leftover hooves and lips left on the floor of the meatpackers - but you know, they still taste good, so I can overlook that.

Glad you're having a good time Kris :)

I don't care what's in hot dogs. I love 'em.

What a great picture of the two of you with the field in the background!

Blogger Lord Fondleberries said...

i spent a fabulous summer night at fenway park, last night. although i can not boast of bottled beer between my legs, i did manage to catch a plastic cupped buzz and belch processed meat.

Blogger Jorge said...

How come you guys never invite me out?

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I ate nachos at an A's game on Monday night and I'm pretty sure the chicken was actually tuna fish with ketchup and hot sauce. Yum-o.

Blogger Chris said...

better than urine... that should totally be their new ad slogan.

awesome highlights

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