because it's better than Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, Thunderbird, urine, and Coors Light.
because it's what you eat at a baseball game, whether they're made from meerkats or not.
because you got great highlights, and because no one will know that as you knelt down for the perfect field shot your knees were shaking, given that your body is well on its way to complete and utter atrophy.
and because at the end of the day, no matter cat cancer or bloating or broken CV boot, at least you don't live in Baltimore.
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That was the worst day of my life. YOU ARE NO FUN!
Vodka? Anyone? That's the only way to make it through a day in Baltimore.
You are more adorable than I could have ever imagined. With your wit to boot, I don't understand how you're still single.
And amen on Baltimore. What a nightmare.
Fabulous highlights !!
"Better than urine." ?? are you sure ?
I almost dumped a DC based guy when he pondered relocating to Baltimore. Because the real estate was cheaper. And as we stood on the street with a "Believe" banner billowing in the stale air, I turned to him and said no way.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, young lady. Now you know I appreciate what you're going through. BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO TEAR BALTIMORE DOWN TO LIFT YOURSELF UP. Baltimore don't play that.
SHIT, MALIA. Took you long enough to see the post. ;)
now, no need to go ripping on my high school drink of choice... the hill is YOUR FRIEND!!!!
I heart you two. I'm ridiculously excited to get to sleep with both of you.
(heh!)
And my lord, we will be far more classy than bud light, ladies. K?
HEY!!! What's wrong with living in Baltimore?!?!
I got all defensive when I read that last line... but your new tagline is so awesome that I'll forgive you for hatin' on Charm City.
(I kind of hate it here, too).
(But not as much as I hate the guy I work with who goes to the running of the bulls every. damn. year. Douchebag.)
Well I was told hotdogs were made from all the leftover hooves and lips left on the floor of the meatpackers - but you know, they still taste good, so I can overlook that.
Glad you're having a good time Kris :)
I don't care what's in hot dogs. I love 'em.
What a great picture of the two of you with the field in the background!
i spent a fabulous summer night at fenway park, last night. although i can not boast of bottled beer between my legs, i did manage to catch a plastic cupped buzz and belch processed meat.
How come you guys never invite me out?
I ate nachos at an A's game on Monday night and I'm pretty sure the chicken was actually tuna fish with ketchup and hot sauce. Yum-o.
better than urine... that should totally be their new ad slogan.
awesome highlights
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