For various reasons, the CNB w/ dog thing is just not going to happen. At least I know it wasn’t my inability to keep anything but wine and I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter in my fridge that did it. Or my nighttime skin care regimen. Or my obsessive compulsive tendencies.
Or my obsessive compulsive tendencies.
It didn’t get far enough for me to reveal those beautiful things about myself.
In due time.
Or my obsessive compulsive tendencies.
It didn’t get far enough for me to reveal those beautiful things about myself.
In due time.
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His loss entirely.
And OCD shouldn't be a dealbreaker. Especially if you're compulsively clean. And food? Isn't that what restaurants are for? I thought so.
If Brit doesn't invite you, let's form our own single girls party train, Mama.
Obviously, he isn't worth it. On to the next...
Thanks to both of you. Maybe we could start a food party train? That would kinda defeat the purpose of me getting my dress pants taken in though, wouldn't it. Crap. I'm outta ideas.
Wine party train? I'm getting kinda sick of drinking my nightly bottle of shiraz alone.
She won't invite you honey - you'd UPSTAGE her! Well, that and you wouldn't flash the paparatzzi (sp)
whaddaya mean 'various reasons'?
Inquiring minds want to know. They also want to go kick some ass. Please consider undergarments if you and Brit-brit go out.
Are all men stupid?
Yes.
Yes they are.
I am not a man anymore.
I am just a shell now.
A shell that loves Mama.
:)
J
Well then. He's clearly an idiot. Because anyone who has a constant supply of wine in her fridge is a PRIZE not to be given up. I mean, besides all of your other fabulous qualities.
If you do go out with Brit, please wear undies. And could you also arrange for the "disappearance" of Paris Hilton? Thanks sweetie.
Did I mention he's an idiot? Of major proportions?
At least you know that this had nothing to do with you and everything to do with his current situation. Not that that makes it SO much better, but a little bit.
It does actually make it so much better!
The fact that I have such gorgeous friends and a supportive e-network also makes life that much sweeter.
That and therapy.
I'm sorry he wasn't your "density."
It's not me, it's you. Or something like that. I tended to not pay attention when I was getting dumped as I was already plotting my revenge of living happily ever after.
That man that you'll drive crazy the rest of your life is out there.
And Jorge is still a man. But he can change. If he has to. I guess.
do you need me to come kick him in the knees? cause I will (he would never have to know who sent me, unless of course you wanted him to....)
he's an asshat. i say that we start our own wine/food/single gal train. with panties.
His loss.
That is all!
Oh and I agree with carrie m., wine/food/single gal with panties train. Choo choooooooooooooooo
How about we make statements like "Good decision, Mama!" instead of assuming it's his loss?
Mama - it's always best to keep away from dangerous situations... suspecially when they grab hold and yank you! Errr, I mean. Um, you know what I mean.
Better to step back before it's too late then be hurt once you've been sucked in.
LOL.
We need to start the DC version of Britney, Paris, and Lindsey. Well, WITH the knickers OF COURSE.
is it time yet?!
Where do I purchase the tickets for the party train?
K, make no mistake, it IS his loss! ;)
Tickets for the party train will be available via Ticketmaster, Target or PetsMart. I have yet to decide which.
Oops, I wrote it out wrong...
I meant... ahk well. I'm on your side, you know what I mean. :)
Hey should have been so lucky to sit down to a sumptuous meal of wine and butter-substitute food products with you--it definitely is his loss.
With any luck, he'll be aimlessly wandering along the tracks and get steamrolled as the single-gal party train blows past at full steam...
Hope you have a happy holiday!
K, of course I did. ;) After all, we do think very alike, do we not?!?!?
That's right, TJ. And if you would like to join the train, despite being male and with family and all that good stuff, Philly isn't that far away!
"Density" -- Nice reference, t2ed!
Krisser, my vote is for PetsMart...that way I can get bonus party goodies with my PetPerks card.
And, although I no longer partake in the drinking of the wine, I certainly enjoy the eating of the food.
Ummmm... you are NOT allowed to leave me hanging like that.
Not at all.
You build up the story for weeks and then just say he's not happening?
No. I reject that and in the true spirit of Christmas demand more information?
What, is he gay? Has mother issues? Does he shoot baby kittens?
Has to be a kitten shooter.
I can't be part of the train with you. I fell asleep on my bathroom floor this morning. I cannot keep up with Britney and Paris.
How too old am I for that shit? It was fun, though! :)
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