No one ever mentioned that my olive was hairy.
January 12, 2006
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26 Comments:
I always thought of it as linty.
Come back soon. I thought with your joblessness, we'd hear from you more. :)
Well, ladies don't speak of such things. :)
Is "olive" what the girls are calling it, these days?
I see pimento fringe.
You know, they have hot tubs shaped like martini glasses in honeymoon suites of hotels in The Poconos. Which means you could actually sit around in a martini glass. And so could The Beau.
Gee, I thought the olive was just fuzzy from being repeated dropped on the ground. May I suggest a Poetic Waxing kit from Bliss?
Well, (gestures) most everyone's olive starts out that way, so...
Kris, I was going to mention it, but I didn't want you to think that I was looking at your olives.
um, gross. thanks for point that out.
;) sizz
I think I just spit my water all over my monitor. Hairy olives....you never know what you'll find...HIL.A.RIOUS Kris..
I thought it was squirting from being lanced on that enormous swizzle. Is that worse?
What's an olive tree then?
Kris, how many times do I have to tell you that there is a time and a place to discuss your olives?
I just thought it be impolite to admit I had been ogling your olive.
I thought it was a shiny patina of liquor from being dunked in your glass. Rivulets of nectar from the gods. Sweet booze, take me away.
So some of you HAD noticed it! Too funny.
Megan, you wouldn't be referring to beautiful Mount Airy Lodge, would you? ;)
I always thought it was antennae.
I thought it was some subliminal thing. Like a J for Jewels. Only child syndrome. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!
I never noticed that, but I did notice a suspicious stain on your dress; near the thigh.
What *have* you been doing?
Oh dear.
I didn't notice it. I was looking at your feet. I thought, "What happened to her damn shoes?" Later I thought, "What happened to her damn toes? That lady ain't got no damn toes!"
Does that make balance difficult?
By “olive” do you mean “vagina?”
What is a blog for, if not to speak of one's olives and pontificate on their hair or lint or lack thereof?
not only is it hairy, it's ENORMOUS!
Do I RAELLY want to visit your neck of the woods?
I mean...REALLY!
J
PS: Way to go! :)
Yes, yes, yes Mount Airy!
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