I've been tagged!

I've been tagged for future whale research! They are apparently tracking my whereabouts with this small plastic cow tag they've put on my ear. Thanks Miss Jackson for pointing them to me.

Name as it appears on birth certificate: Same one I was born with. Mama likey does not appear anywhere in the three names.

Nicknames: Kris, Krissy, Boo, That girl is poison (poison! p-p-poison!)

Place of Birth: The Garden State. Should you feel even a remote compulsion to ask me what exit, please stifle yourself immediately.

Favorite food: pizza and most things Italian (with the exception of men).

Ever been to Africa: Yes. I have a very fond memory of riding a camel with my father while we were there. (Keep it clean, please.)

Love someone so much it hurts: Yes. Absolutely. And it hasn't always been a good thing.

Been in a car accident: Yes. I once tapped a car from behind - no damage to either vehicle as we were at a stoplight. They took us to court and got much money from our insurance company. And they had had a similar "accident" earlier that year. Unbelievable.

Croutons or bacon bits: Both. I sometimes eat just croutons and bacon bits with dressing on them. And the latter don't even have to be made of real bacon. I'll take bacon product anyday. Hell, I eat Healthy Choice hot dogs. If they don't scare me . . .

Favorite day of the week: Saturday mornings = the promise of a new beginning. I also love random Tuesday night outings. They'll always get you in trouble.

Favorite restaurant: What I wish I had at this very moment is something spicy from Busara on Wisconsin Avenue.

Favorite sport to watch: Florida State football. Preferably when I can actually be in the stadium.

Favorite drink for summer: Diet Coke fountain soda (independent of season); and by golly, I love me some white wine.

Favorite ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip, from Friendly's or Baskin Robbins. Also rumored to be scrumptious straight from the black Breyer's box.

Disney or Warner Bros: Oh God. Does this have to do with cartoons? I don't even think I watched them as a child. Is either involved in the production of Family Guy?

Favorite fast food: There is no hesitation. Someday Taco Bell will cater my wedding.

What Color is your bedroom carpet: Same as my parachute.

How many times did you fail your driver's test: None, but my friend Cindy failed three times.

Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: Last email was from the kick ass woman who is redesigning my blog.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: Please see response to favorite fast food question.

What do you do most often when you are bored: Sleep and fantasize about someday writing a good blog entry.

What time is Bedtime: 10:00; 7:30 pm on some nights. Usually before the Muppets are over.

Favorite TV shows: ANYTHING that involves true crime, particularly City Confidential (we miss you, Paul), Body of Evidence, The First 48, Forensic Files. Anything in that genre that A&E or Court TV puts out.

Last person/s you went to dinner with: Bug and Cricket and I all ate at the table last night.

Ford or Chevy: What?

What are you listening to right now: A tape that the beau calls my "Prom was the bomb" cassette. Funky Cold Medina is on it. I kid you not.

What is your favorite color: I always wear black. Lately I have loved on some pink. I love it!

Lake, ocean or river: Lakes scare me. Snakes. A river would mean I might have to interact with real nature. Ocean it is!

How many tattoos do you have? None. Unless you count this one of Britney and K Fed that I got out of this month's Teen Beat . . .

Have you ever run out of gas: No, I'm more sensible than Jurgen. Wuh?