September 2, 2005
It's Friday night
It might even be Saturday before you read this.
What do you feel like saying?


Anonymous Damon said...

I would like to make Technorati my bitch.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never had a long-term relationship, and I've never kissed a boy, and I'm excruciatingly shy. I worry that I won't ever get married.

Oh, yeah -- I'll be 21 in a month.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want a DRINK. And I'm going to have one. And I'm by myself, watching Court TV.

Anonymous Bad Maria said...

it's been one hell of a week and I'm ready for a 3-day weekend, pool party on Saturday, partying with my gays (as Kathy Griffin would say) on Sunday and planning on some wild sex with my sweetie because I haven't seen him all week, how 'bout you?

girl in x-rated body opens door

Blogger Kris said...


Aaron Neville, I love ya, and God knows we all love the touch, the feel of cotton, but covering your entire upstairs with an animal print really doesn't do it for you.

You're a Summer, after all.

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I am tired and sad about all that's going on right now. I leave for the Mormon Meka tomorrow morning and I need to clean my apartment and pack my bag. Oh, and cat humping!

Blogger Washington Cube said...

Driving through the city tonight, I saw triple lines stacking up at every single gas station. Every one of them. I wasn't sure what was going on: a lot of preparation for extended travel this weekend...or the usual panic of "I've got mine?"

If some overall bad thing happened to this country, say another economic Depression like in the 1920's or '30's, are we prepared to sacrifice for the greater good? We've been a country on auto pilot for a long time.

Anonymous Jorge said...

I would like to say..

Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys...


Other than that, just doing some photo work, laundry, and washing the dishes.

Ah, the domestic life.

Although, I just watched The Transporter for the second time in 24 hours, so I'm having difficulty not playing frisbee with the china...

Blogger Poppy Cede said...

I enjoy watching What Not To Wear when in a medicine fog. Wheee. :)

JN - if I come over can I have a drink too? Oh, right, can't drink until I stop taking the foggy meds, but I really want to try that Crystal Light martini...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No CLM tonight, though, Poppy - tonight is a vanilla vodka and diet cherry cola. I've only had a rocks glass of the damned mixture and methinks I've a buzz! I'm going to stumble around and drunk dial the Boyfriend to do my best Courtney Love impression. *garrrr*

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

Psychic Fair is on tomorrow!!! YAY!!!

Blogger JordanBaker said...

If I ever move to the suburbs, kill me.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Christmas is just 4 short months away!

Anonymous I said...

I would love to say:

I would think it's great that you're going to Houston to help out with the Red Cross, if I didn't know that this ultimately will be all about YOU and what YOU did to help people out.

But of course I'm not allowed to say that, so I'll continue to tell you how unselfish and fantastic you are. Even six months after the fact when you call everyone you've ever known to tell them about it.

I would also hope this trip might give you a bit of perspective on life, but I know you to well for that.


Oh, and I've never had an orgasm. Happy long weekend, kids!

Ever pass a car with their hazard lights on? I always wonder what's up with that guy, then I spend the next few miles concocting scenarios as to why they'd be driving like that. Most of the time it involves them having to go to the bathroom really bad because I have the sense of humor of an overly immature 13 year old. It passes the time.

P.S. I'd just like to say, Anonymous, if that is your real you doin'? (Unless you're a dude or a cousin of mine. Ok, ok...just the dude part I have a problem with.)

Blogger Bobby said...

I was enjoying a lovely morning on my patio, with coffee and smoked, when some jerk set off their car alarm.

HHmm, nothing to really say yet, let the coffee kick in first.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've spent the last year desperately wishing that I were gay.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

Bobby's post reminded me that some assclown on a Harley was tearing up & down my street at 3AM.

I hope I have a chance to have a child before my uterues dries up.

It's been 2 years since I had a fig newton, and I want one.

I haven't switched my calendars to September yet.

Sometimes I wish I had a desk job.

Goddam, I brew great coffee.

Shall I keep going? It's an endless stream--tap in any old time you want!

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

ps I linked ya.

Blogger lizzyjane said...

I want a big piece of pizza, a glass of wine and a slice of cheesecake.
That's all.

Blogger Kiki said...

I want to say how freaking insane I'm going at work. The customers are the biggest idiots that have ever existed in customerdom.

Everything that could possibly go wrong today, has.

Blogger oregano said...

I introduced my mom to the joys of Starbuck's Coffee Liqueur. She will have a happy weekend.

It has been four years since I was last in love.

My cat likes to bake in the sunlight that shines through the front door.

I am enjoying the post-Katrina weather in Ohio. My heart breaks for those in Louisiana and Mississippi.

I took my children to the NASA Glenn Research Center this morning for a tour. We were all very bored, but we did eat freeze-dried ice cream.

Blogger hillary said...

i'm terrified of madonna.

Blogger Bobby said...

Now that we've all be telling you what we felt like saying, Kris, it's your turn. :)

Blogger QOS said...

my friend's little brother told me i "have a skinny face - just like michael jackson."

he also told his friends that i strip for a living. they were impressed.

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

George Bush's white house should be moved to New Orleans until it's all cleaned up.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, I'm buzzed again. But I'm not an alky! And i just killed a bug with my hand and I'm totally grossed out. Gaaaargh! So nasty.

Anonymous Bad Maria said...

I just have to say that I just came home from pool party at fellow master's student's house and a bunch of masters students (23-34) (yes, I'm older) and the boyfriend of host asked my husband if he was my FATHER! Husband looks about is f&(#in' GOOD!
ultimate weekend nice pep-me-up yank-the-husband's chain!

okay, I know it's cheating but man can you blame me?

Blogger erin said...

just wanted to say thanks...

thanks to everyone that has been glued to the tv and donating like crazy to aid those of us that have had hardships because of hurricane katrina. thanks to everyone that has waited maddening hours trying to get through to friends and family that were/still are there--the ten minutes you spent on the phone with that person made their day and probably distracted them from the surrounding craziness. thanks to all those friends of ours that have said/done/dragged us all to events when we were down to cheer us all up. i personally want to thank the THOUSANDS of STRANGERS that have cared enough about us, IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW DROVE DOWN THERE OR HELPED AT ANY OF THE SHELTERS OR DONATED JUST ONE DIME... T-H-A-N-K of anykind counts so much more than you know.


XXXXXXXOOOOOOOOXXXXXOOOOOO---woah there buddy not that much love, but yeah...again Thanks.

erin--tulane student from nola
ps: everyone i personally know was given the chance to evacuate, for those that are still there: i wish them safety and evacuation asap...i am trully blessed for if nothing else, myself and my loved ones are safe...don't have much but gotta work with what ya got, RIGHT??!!

if you are still waiting to hear from someone who was in nola, PLEASE check their list of names of who they have accounted for, don't give up..they are updating it daily.

PPS: sorry if i've been a debby downer...i only feel the love right now for everyone that has given so much for people that now have so little. I LOVE YOU MAN(no, i haven't been drinking...tonight.)

Blogger Keith said...

We donated to the Red Cross and are trying to think of other ways to help, too. I feel like we got our money's worth just for the Kanye West comments alone. Weird about the crazy rush on gas Friday afternoon - was that only here in Maryland or did other areas fall for the same rumor? I've been lurking on this blog for a while now and I thought I'd chime in.

I FEEL like saying "Boom shacka-lacka!", but I'll just stick with "shibbibble!".

Oh yeah!

Blogger katie's brain said...

I was entering something here and then I looked down at the word verification thingy, and the letters I am supposed to type are "VDJOY". So, that's what I feel like saying now! VD Joy! Enjoy that VD! Happy weekend, hope everyone has some VD JOY!

PS Kris, I love your blog--thanks for stopping by mine.

Blogger Spinning Girl said...

I had vdjoy once too, in college. thank you, penicillin!

Blogger Oh, that girl. said...


Thats all.

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