Today's substantive post called off due to:
A. Difficulty with inserting this morning's Diet Coke IV
B. General bitterness
C. Excessive, inappropriate use of vis a vis by colleagues
D. I've got a headache this big
E. Inability to get Lita Ford's Kiss Me Deadly out of my head
F. Obsessive preoccupation with Jeremy Piven
G. September 1 work deadline
H. General bitterness
I. Both B & H
You make the call.
A. Difficulty with inserting this morning's Diet Coke IVB. General bitterness
C. Excessive, inappropriate use of vis a vis by colleagues
D. I've got a headache this big
E. Inability to get Lita Ford's Kiss Me Deadly out of my head
F. Obsessive preoccupation with Jeremy Piven
G. September 1 work deadline
H. General bitterness
I. Both B & H
You make the call.
23 Comments:
Glad I'm not the only one feeling like this today (except for the Lita Ford part - mine is Heart, which is the same difference I guess).
Glad I'm not the only one feeling like this today (except for the Lita Ford part - mine is Heart, which is the same difference I guess).
I'd like to point out that jurgen is so bored that he's posting twice. ;)
My counter-list
A. You need to open the can
B. I outrank you. I am Field Marshall Bitterness. Back in line, General
C. I usually use vis a vis as a method of imitating bumblebees.
D. You should indicate how big by square brackets. Like so: Jorge is [] intelligent. Dave is [ ] intelligent.
E. Ah, good old Lita Ford. Sexeh!
F. I can't help you with this.
G. I have a work deadline every day. Mind you, I'm still typing this.
H. Advanced Bitterness?
I. BLT
The end.
It's about time women stopped salivating over creeps like Tom Cruise and got busy for JP. I applaud your obsession.
you know they say that sex actually gets rid of headaches??? or at least this is what my husband tries to trick me into believing...hehe
Deep breaths.
This, too, will pass.
Think about your two little sweethearts at home.
And take a valium.
I went to a party last Saturday night,
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight,
Uh huh!
It ain't no big thang."
Make it stop. Please, baby Jesus, make it stop.
Awwwww, man. Jorge, I'm a girl! I have hooties and cute hair and a lot of shoes!!!
Sigh. I'll just add it to my list of why today sucks, "got confused for a man."
I didn't want to say anything about it. I knew you'd come back and defend yourself, sister of Tito.
I don't think I've heard or read the words "Lita Ford" in, literally, ten years.
And NONE of you has ever seen me look as HOT as I do in this photo, I bet.
Valid points.
very valid points.
I think you've gotta turn around the Lita Ford vibes. She's not a hindrance, she's a muse! Channel her sexy, sexy energy!
"But I know what I like--
I know I like dancing with you!
And I know what you like--
I know you like dancing with me!
(come on!)"
C. vis a vis. My all time fav. bad work saying. Had an old boss who overused the crap out of it. Hi Russ!
vis a vis is on par with per se in my book.
argh.
and lita ford? she's like bonnie tyler with an edge.
Sister of Tito, oh my God! I'm on the floor in hysterics!! I'm glad you didn't say Michael.
I'll take General Bitterness for 1000, please.
Must be something in the DC water, cause I got it here too!
bsfrg
be sure friends read groins
Lita Ford's cool. I still remember the words to that duet she did with Ozzy.
I'm right there with ya.
Go figure.
I actually clicked on your blog to see if you were a guy or a girl, and actually made a typo anyway.
I suck.
:(
Humblest apologies J...
As for you Kris, that photo is HOT!
J
I am so going to work with Ari at his new firm.
My favorite line was when Lloyd asked not be insulted for either his culture or sexual orientation any more.
"I can't do that, but I will apologize."
Jeremy rocks, but why the car air freshener commercial voice over work? Maybe an early career indiscretion?...
i thought i was the only one who'd noticed the jeremy piven air freshener commenrcials...... the best reasoning i can come up with is that he wanted to do those celebrity commercials in japan (where they pay big bucks, from what i've heard), but didn't want to travel that far and suffer the agony of millions of japanese schoolgirls throwing themselves at him.
i mean, i'm no japanese schoolgirl, but i'd happily throw myself at him.
i have a sudden urge to watch pcu now- too bad i'm at work.
as for the lita ford issue, that song gets stuck in my head at regular intervals. i was going to post lyrics, but someone beat me to it.
but my favorite part was skipped over:
i went to a party last saturday night
i told you that story, it'll be alright
uh-huh, it ain't no big thang
man, i need to dig that up on cd and throw it into my alarm clock.
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