More about meme.

A tag from Bridget AND Min Pin!
If you haven't already, please take a moment to read the comments you all submitted to yesterday's post. I wish I could be that funny.

Seven things you plan to do before you die!
1. Travel to the pyramids and the Greek Islands
2. Document my family’s history

3. Go on a real roller coaster without being a) intoxicated or b) on beta-blockers

4. Feel like I’m living in the moment


5. Write something substantial that I don’t post to the Internet
6. Sing karaoke sober
7. Successfully raise a puppy.

Seven things you can do!
1. Win penmanship contests
2. Sing every word to pretty much every Billy Joel song ever recorded
3. Irritate my mother without really trying.
4. Lie
5. Do a spot-on imitation of a parakeet
6. Tell one clean joke
7. Create a vacuum-tight seal between my nose and upper lip

Seven things you can't do!
1. Babysit
2. Successfully wash my back, even with the aid of the recommended extenda-loofah
3. Understand a lick of Spanish
4. Swim correctly

5. Keep quiet when someone asks my opinion
6. Eat sushi
7. Like Bridget, I can’t drive a stick shift

Seven things you say most!
1. Hilar.
2. Cripes.
3. Cricket, I’m going to kill you if you don’t stop playing in the boxspring. What did I say? Mommy is going to return you to the shelter if you keep chewing on her hair.
4. I’m sleepy.
5. Murr.
6. Mama like.
7. Crickets.

Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex!
1. Sense of humor
2. Kind eyes
3. Need to take a nap at least once a day
4. Willingness to drive me while we’re in the city
5. Ability to locate my cats sans GPS on command
6. Shoulders
7. Ability to put up with me

Seven celebrity crushes!
1. I like me some Andy Garcia,
2. spoonfuls of Tyler Florence (Mmmm. Kris 911 . . .)
3. a little Mark Wahlberg (feel the vibration)
4. ample helpings of Mark Ruffalo
5. pinches of Andrew McCarthy in the late 80s
6. cups of Matthew McConaughey
7. and just a tiny dash of Tom Sizemore (when he isn’t assaulting people).