May 31, 2006
Inquiring minds wanted to know
I forgot to respond to this query before, but freezing your shoes makes them smell more like roses and less like hockey gear. (It cannot, however, rid them of their Carnivale theme.)

What were your other questions? I have been delinquent in my responding. Please, though - no questions about where babies or Scientologists come from.


22 Comments:

Anonymous cocoricamo said...

totally true, and best summer trick! my friends are always surprised to see bags of shoes in the freezer, but honestly, for a sockless joe, that's the only way to go for the next 3 months...

please tell me you actually own a pair of shoes like those.

Blogger yournamehere said...

I was wondering why that ice cream you gave me tasted like feet.

Blogger MKD said...

Why does my daddy beat my mommy? Is this why mommy drinks so much?

Blogger Margaret said...

Why don't I know these things already?

Blogger The Blonde Menace said...

Whoa, scary shoes

Blogger Kris said...

Yay! Others who hate ugly shoes but can appreciate the fabu-ness of freezing the cute ones!

mkd - Both answers are BECAUSE OF YOU.

margaret - I only know this tidbit because I was frozen once. When I came out my shoes didn't smell. A coincidence. Just like when Oprah discovered penicillin.

crickets.

Blogger MKD said...

Oprah scares me. But it is because she is so powerful and god like. Gods scare me.

Anonymous Jorge said...

That picture looks like the top of a luxury cruise liner.

Blogger Dave said...

Why does my pee smell so strongly of ground beef?

Anonymous Amy said...

wow! I did not know the shoe trick. I think that my lovely boyfriend is going to be keeping his shoes elsewhere for a while. Double-bagged of course. I don't want the icecubes for my martinis to be marred.

Blogger A Unique Alias said...

I disbelieve. I'd test your theory by putting my shoes in the freezer, but . . . yeah, no. I'm not putting footwear in foodwear.

Blogger tmaris said...

but don't they smell once they thaw out?

Blogger Brookelina said...

My shoes smell like rose petals.

Blogger Aimée said...

hell. that's where they come from. hell. And those shoes look mysteriously like the new 31 Flavors SpongeBob Square Pants Rainbow Sherbert Cotton Candy Dora the Explorer and Boots her Monkey summer flavor.

Blogger Pizzle said...

I'm back! Come back to visit. :)

Blogger goldennib said...

Those boots look like a Turkish woman's headwear.

Only men have stinky feet.

Anonymous Maliavale said...

Holy hell! Are you serious? I am trying this tonight.

I mean, not that I have horrifically stinky feet ... *whistles innocently*

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

Are you serious???? Really???????

Blogger goldennib said...

I just looked at that picture. Is he pooping a Sceintologist out his ass? Is that where they come from?

Blogger Stefanie said...

Where did you find my boots??? I have been looking for them ever since I accidentally donated them to Goodwill 15 years ago. If I give you my address, can you send them back to me. I'll reimburse you for postage obviously.

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