Overheard by me at the Nationals game with Kim et al last night, at which my new boyfriend was not in attendance:
Ex-friend: Boo, you’ve got some of your hand stamp on your face. Don’t embarrass me.
Self: Where?
Ex-friend: Right there. (Points with ET finger and hands over sleek compact that looks nothing like my Wet ‘n Wild version.)
Self: (Examines mega-chin. Searches for said hand stamp print.) Uh, that’s a pimple.
Ex-friend: Oh. (Resumes dazzling older men with comedic sass while double fisting Miller Lites.)
Stupid Oprah.
Ex-friend: Boo, you’ve got some of your hand stamp on your face. Don’t embarrass me.
Self: Where?
Ex-friend: Right there. (Points with ET finger and hands over sleek compact that looks nothing like my Wet ‘n Wild version.)
Self: (Examines mega-chin. Searches for said hand stamp print.) Uh, that’s a pimple.
Ex-friend: Oh. (Resumes dazzling older men with comedic sass while double fisting Miller Lites.)
Stupid Oprah.
16 Comments:
I *heart* Retin-A. I've been using it since college. No one can tell that I'm actually 38. And, no pimples! They sell it in a generic version now - good and cheap.
In the meantime, try a little Tea Tree Oil or baking soda mixed with water on that hand-stamp smudge. xo
"boo"? Bah.
I'd like to thank Megan for saving me from looking up Retin-A to figure out what it is.
Wow.
ET fingers.
Harsh but true.
All the better to control her Cleveland puppets.
Because, you know, Loretta says...
What would it take to have you and Brilly follow me everywhere I go?
No, seriously? I'll pay.
And I would like to note that my boyfriend hit a homerun after you two left early to hobble home.
Isn't that another one of your Missfartsalot creatures?
I love the use of "Boo"
I *heart* The Brilly.
Having Brilly follow youa round in, say, a church or a library might not be the best idea, gals...
Ahh, adult acne. I have it too. My mom keeps telling me it's good to have pimples because it means your skin still has all the oil in it so you will look young "for forever". I try to repeat this statement over and over whilst covering the little bastards with concealer.
What kind of wine do the Nats serve?
I know Sammy liked the cork, but I didn't realize he had a bottle.
Jorge, when am I ever going to go to a church or library?
Come on now...
A) from reading your comments it's obvious I need to score some REtin A. And B) Why is she your ex?
Well, don't I feel ill-informed. Two questions:
1) Who are the Nationals?
2) What's a hand stamp?
btw ... it could be worse. Wait till you get a pimple on your ass. Those hurt.
One more note ... "The Nationals" ... sounds like a right wing political rally of some kind. I hope it's nothing like that. But if it is, that may explain the acne. God's has an eye on you.
hey at least your were honest...I would have said it was a mosquito bite and truly embarassed myself
best regards, nice info » »
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