May 4, 2006
Buy me some peanuts and Retin A
Overheard by me at the Nationals game with Kim et al last night, at which my new boyfriend was not in attendance:

Ex-friend: Boo, you’ve got some of your hand stamp on your face. Don’t embarrass me.

Self: Where?

Ex-friend: Right there. (Points with ET finger and hands over sleek compact that looks nothing like my Wet ‘n Wild version.)

Self: (Examines mega-chin. Searches for said hand stamp print.) Uh, that’s a pimple.

Ex-friend: Oh. (Resumes dazzling older men with comedic sass while double fisting Miller Lites.)



Stupid Oprah.


18 Comments:

Blogger Finn said...

I *heart* Retin-A. I've been using it since college. No one can tell that I'm actually 38. And, no pimples! They sell it in a generic version now - good and cheap.

In the meantime, try a little Tea Tree Oil or baking soda mixed with water on that hand-stamp smudge. xo

Blogger I-66 said...

"boo"? Bah.

I'd like to thank Megan for saving me from looking up Retin-A to figure out what it is.

Anonymous Jorge said...

Wow.
ET fingers.

Harsh but true.

All the better to control her Cleveland puppets.

Because, you know, Loretta says...

Blogger Kim said...

What would it take to have you and Brilly follow me everywhere I go?

No, seriously? I'll pay.

And I would like to note that my boyfriend hit a homerun after you two left early to hobble home.

Blogger NARDAC said...

Isn't that another one of your Missfartsalot creatures?

Blogger Miss Scarlet said...

I love the use of "Boo"

Blogger Heather B. said...

I *heart* The Brilly.

Anonymous Jorge said...

Having Brilly follow youa round in, say, a church or a library might not be the best idea, gals...

Blogger Plunky said...

Ahh, adult acne. I have it too. My mom keeps telling me it's good to have pimples because it means your skin still has all the oil in it so you will look young "for forever". I try to repeat this statement over and over whilst covering the little bastards with concealer.

Blogger t2ed said...

What kind of wine do the Nats serve?

I know Sammy liked the cork, but I didn't realize he had a bottle.

Blogger Kim said...

Jorge, when am I ever going to go to a church or library?

Come on now...

Blogger Stefanie said...

A) from reading your comments it's obvious I need to score some REtin A. And B) Why is she your ex?

Blogger Bill said...

Well, don't I feel ill-informed. Two questions:

1) Who are the Nationals?
2) What's a hand stamp?

btw ... it could be worse. Wait till you get a pimple on your ass. Those hurt.

Blogger Bill said...

One more note ... "The Nationals" ... sounds like a right wing political rally of some kind. I hope it's nothing like that. But if it is, that may explain the acne. God's has an eye on you.

Blogger Slade said...

hey at least your were honest...I would have said it was a mosquito bite and truly embarassed myself

Blogger Aimée said...

I swear that there was ink on your face that you wiped off before you looked in the mirror. I swear it!

Blogger Aimée said...

I *heart* Heather B and Kimmy and Jorgey! Kris is okay. whuh? I do have ET fingers. It's true. And Kim I will follow you wherever you may go. Like to your house, to the store, to the bathroom, ... maybe not everwhere.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info » »

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