Being able to smoke anywhere you want is way overrated. My hair, clothes and wrinkle lines may never recover.
The lengthy line for David Copperfield's performance was noticeably disproportionate to any measurable talent.
White stretch pants are probably not a great choice in any situation or climate.
Margaritas taste better when you've just won 50 bucks playing nickel slots. Regarding the card issue, however, I found it disappointing that hundreds of nickels didn't shoot out of my machine. I mean, it made the "ching, ching" sound we all know and love, but it was hollow. When the card came out with my winnings on it, I felt betrayed. Much like I did when Daddy left.
The lengthy line for David Copperfield's performance was noticeably disproportionate to any measurable talent.
White stretch pants are probably not a great choice in any situation or climate.
Margaritas taste better when you've just won 50 bucks playing nickel slots. Regarding the card issue, however, I found it disappointing that hundreds of nickels didn't shoot out of my machine. I mean, it made the "ching, ching" sound we all know and love, but it was hollow. When the card came out with my winnings on it, I felt betrayed. Much like I did when Daddy left.
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All good points.
Now I'm off to New Jersey (my motherland) for two days. My guess is that there will be many too many white stretch pants and a noticeable dearth of margaritas.
There will, however, be a bountiful supply of guidos, teased up bangs, and the phrase "Oh my gawd."
Makes me miss my homeland already.
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