"Excuse me, Friar, where's the beer garden?"

The Pope died today. After his death, CNN covered mourners in St. Peter's Square, tears streaming down their faces, some gripping their rosaries.

In one shot, the cameras caught a young blonde man behind some of the faithful. There were no red eyes; his lips did not move along with the prayers of the group. Instead, he was talking on his cell phone. He began to nod his head and then looked up at the camera and waved wildly to his friends back home.

The brothers at Sigma Nu must be so proud.