Last night I had the strangest dream . . .
One of my female co-workers (we'll call her Kathi, using her real name to expose the innocent) was a serial killer and was mercilessly stalking me and my family. She had strange super powers a la Harry Potter and could make herself invisible. Kathi would then hide places and take Polaroids of my family just to let us know that she could take us down if she wanted to.
Crime buff that I am, I used my super keen skills to catch her. The pursuit was awesome. When I finally put the cuffs on her, it was only then that I realized that she was my co-worker, a super fun gal who plans happy hours and the like, and that I had clearly sealed her fate.
And then some of my other co-workers and a few of my sorority sisters put her in a closet and gassed her.
So, A number 1, do I have some sort of problem, Freud?
And B number 2, I confess most everything to everyone because I have no filter; do I tell her?
One of my female co-workers (we'll call her Kathi, using her real name to expose the innocent) was a serial killer and was mercilessly stalking me and my family. She had strange super powers a la Harry Potter and could make herself invisible. Kathi would then hide places and take Polaroids of my family just to let us know that she could take us down if she wanted to.
Crime buff that I am, I used my super keen skills to catch her. The pursuit was awesome. When I finally put the cuffs on her, it was only then that I realized that she was my co-worker, a super fun gal who plans happy hours and the like, and that I had clearly sealed her fate.
And then some of my other co-workers and a few of my sorority sisters put her in a closet and gassed her.
So, A number 1, do I have some sort of problem, Freud?
And B number 2, I confess most everything to everyone because I have no filter; do I tell her?
Labels: Stuff that's wrong with me
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