June 10, 2008
Because both Blackberry posting and I are overrated
Still no laptop, which brings to mind words for the repair geeks that include "asshats" and "les asshats." I thought about recycling a post, which would require some serious effort given that I'd have to read through my archives. I thought about recycling one of your posts, but your made-up copyright statement said that was illegal. So instead you get this crappy placeholder entry, to which you may respond with comments about this being yet another reason why I'm not married, or spam pimping your Kimmy Gibbler fan site. Either way, I'll delete the whole shebang when the IT demons give me back my laptop, and we'll both try to forget this whole thing ever happened. Much like that skinnydipping episode you only talk about whilst drunk.


27 Comments:

Blogger Keith said...

(claps hands sarcastically while cursing the lazy technicians)

Anonymous heather said...

I tried to come up with a comment so funny, witty and perhaps whimsical no one would dare delete it once laptop is restored.

Obviously, I came up with nothing.

Blogger gorillabuns said...

Sadly, I know who Kimmy Gibbler is.

Blogger t2ed said...

Kimmy Gibbler is no Bob Saget. He didn't even have a character name. He was just Bob. Kind of like how they have to do with Tony Danza.

Blogger Jitters said...

That's ok, we're still here Kris.

Blogger Elise said...

There's an ant crawling on my arm. I thought it was maybe just an errant strand of my hair, but nope. It was an ant.

Blogger Valerie said...

Even your placeholder posts are better than my normal posts.

Anonymous tingb said...

True story: I caught a vintage episode of "Full House" last week -- I assume from the first season -- and the "plot" concerned a surprise THIRTIETH birthday party for Bob Saget. I was shocked that he was only supposed to be 29, and too scared to look up how old BS actually was at the time....

Blogger Wanderlusting said...

SWEET, I had no idea that my madeup copywriting thing would actually scare away plagiarizers!

Blogger nancypearlwannabe said...

Thank god phones have internet on them now. What did we do before all this technology?!

Blogger MereCat said...

I just wish someone would infringe my so-called "copyrights." I'm lonely and could use some action, baby.

Shall I send in my goons about your laptop?

Blogger JordanBaker said...

I wonder how a Kimmy Gibbler fan site would handle the fact that her salient character trait was foot odor.

Blogger WildbillthePirate said...

You have my permission to plagerize any of my asshat comments you want ,Kris. You've always had it. You had me at Merlot.

Blogger John said...

I'd read the phone book...if you were typing it Kris.

Blogger Dani said...

I'm with you on the CrackBerry posting - it sucks ass - I do it on vacay when someone forces me to 'escape' technology. I'm usually caught sneaking out in the middle of the night trying to climb to the highest point to find cell reception. Eff that.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Danny Tanner... DANNY TANNER! not bob.

Blogger surviving revival said...

Hee! I know who Kimmy is... and I'm still reading. :)

You are welcome to use any of my posts....they like to get out once in a while and see what is going on in other blogs anyway. Just be sure you give them directions back to my blog when they are done...

thanks!

Blogger Shauna said...

Love Kimmy Gibler.

Anonymous AUA said...

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Great post!

Anonymous AUA said...
Blogger Ulysses said...

Lessth tahlk, mooor sthkinny,.. sthkinnydi,... sthkinnidppum. Thath wha I thsay whehn I'm drumkh...

Blogger Ulysses said...

Please remember, you promised to delete the whole shebang...

Anonymous Momcani said...

Damn you, Kris. Damn you all to heck! My IT department, whom I loved, got a girl pregnant, married her, and decided to announce it 1 month prior to the birth of the baby, so he can keep my flipping laptop, the nazi pig!.....I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, Kimmy ROCKED that side ponytail. DJ was just jealous. Of course, she did have Uncle Jessie..........

Blogger Marissa said...

I wanted to scream when the IT people took away my computer to fix it. I feel your pain!

I don't know why there was no comments on the Dad post- and in some way I undersatnd why there was none....this was such an amazingly written post. I mean so damn perfect. I miss my dad- gone 4 years...and I have never dared to write something so raw 'to' him. congrats on this post- it is award worthy. he would be WAY proud

OpenID redstaplernation said...

The post for your dad was beautiful - I understand why you left comments off but I have to tell you that it made me tear up. I love my dad so much and had thoughts of him while reading what you wrote, and it occurred to me that for all the love, I don't know what he does when he cracks the Snickers bar. Or if he likes Snickers.
You inspire me to pay more attention to the minutiae of the people I love. And that's something.
*hugs*

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