December 24, 2007
Frankincense and Murrrrrr
Kris, to mother: Sorry I didn't call this morning. I've been out shopping and running errands since 8 o'clock.

Mother, to Kris: Wow. Looks like somebody has more money than I do.

Wishing you and yours ample booze this holiday season.


11 Comments:

Blogger Wicked H said...

Happy Drunk and Buzzy to you too!!

Hiccup......

Blogger Jorge said...

Booze?
You mean this thing I have dripping into my bloodstream via my Jagermeister I.V.?

Same to you, love!

Jorge and the J's from Up Nord.

Blogger Sizzle said...

i've come to the sad conclusion there isn't nearly enough booze to survive the holidays.

Blogger Unknown said...

"When the Going gets Tough, the Tough get Loaded!."

Blogger Alexandra said...

I have sadly under-estimated by booze needs for surviving the holidays.

That Jagermeister IV sounds great just about now.

Blogger Zandria said...

Parents just don't understand! Sometimes you have to pay more attention to your finances at other times just so you can splurge on others (and yourself!) during the holidays.

Merry Christmas!

Blogger Mair said...

Merry Guilt Trip!

Have a good one. Miss you.

Blogger Mia said...
Blogger Unknown said...

Best Christmas wish I've been given yet!

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

Oh man. You definitely will need ethanol to get through holidays with that one! Me too (with my crowd).

Merry C!!!!

Blogger Liz said...

OMG was that funny! Check on the booze - I very classily got drunk on Christmas Eve and threw up in my parents' bathroom while my two best friends held back my hair...like high school. Only I'm 33. Good times.

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