December 5, 2007
Further evidence that the hairballs may have reached my brain
There’s no lying on this site. You know this, right? Well, this morning I saw the divine image of Madonna on my shower door. I don’t know how it happened, but the water droplets cleared the path for a gorgeous and clear head-to-toe glass image, gentle curves and all. With dollar signs in my eyes, I entertained removing the door and selling it on eBay. As in removing it from its track while naked and shooing the cats with boobs flailing and preserving the area with God knows what I could Maguyver from the kitchen. After all, didn’t some dunce pay like $10,000 for a pancake that resembled the Virgin Mary? Only after a minute or two did I realize the going price probably wouldn’t be as high for an image of Madonna from her Material Girl years. Sad all around when you really think about it.

Labels:



24 Comments:

Blogger Keith said...

Sounds like you are going through the DT's. I prescribe a nice bottle of tempranillo and a Reidel glass. Besides, don't you know there's only one Divine Miss M?

Blogger Jorge said...

I think you'd do much better e-baying your prehensile self-flailing boobs.

Those should awesome.

Truly them be fun bags.

Blogger JsTzznU said...

Now I might have paid to watch you remove it naked with flailing boobs =)

JsT Saying....

Did it have a pointy bra? Because you may reconsider selling then.

Blogger t2ed said...

Was it Madonna the Virgin or Madonna the Slut Who Now Mystifyingly Has a British Accent Even Though She's From Bay City Michigan?

You can probably only tell because of the cone bra....

And The Madonna's agent needs to get her better bookings if she's currently appearing in your shower and my ham sandwich.

Blogger WanderingGirl said...

I would have totally paid a bazillion dollars for that.

Blogger Gecko Rock said...

MacGyver is my patron saint. He appeared on the sticky side of a strip of duct tape I had ripped to splice a piece of copper tubing.

Blogger gorillabuns said...

smudge a unibrow and dark roots on the glass and you would've had your miracle.

Blogger WildbillthePirate said...

I think all the men here would have (or will) pay for a pic of you, naked holding the aformentioned shower door with Boobs flailing. While it wouldn't technically qualify as a Miracle, I'm pretty sure that you could open up your own store on EBAY.

As for the "stuff that's wrong with me" It's one of the many reasons we keep coming back! (that along with Humor and pleanty of good wine tips)

Blogger Christina said...

Flailing boobs! LOL I'm with everyone else on being willing to see someone else's self-flailing boobs, even if I do have my own set. *laugh*

Blogger Ulysses said...

Wait did you happen to press some part of yourself up against it? The bidding would be fevered and furious

Blogger Jason said...

Your cats' boobs were flailing? Cat boob? Really?

Blogger Frankly, Scarlett said...

HEHEHEHEHE- Thanks for the morning chuckle :)

Blogger Frankly, Scarlett said...

HEHEHEHEHE- Thanks for the morning chuckle :)

Blogger Sizzle said...

oh. . . THAT madonna. heh. ;)

Blogger acaligurl said...

lol t2ed's comment HIlARIOUS!

Blogger Professor J said...

I think the "material girl" years were her best.

Blogger Jürgen Nation said...

Just a thought, but you might consider a sub category entitled, "Stuff That's REALLY Wrong With Me" because that is...that's an interesting one. Do you need me to catch a flight out there? Are you drinking rubbing alcohol and mouthwash again? I'm getting everyone together and staging an intervention, K.

Or maybe it's a sign that we need to have another Battle of the Bangs in celebration of the Material Girl. I'm thinking a Battle 2007 style, as in seeing how high we can get them with our hair now. You in? Anyone? C'mon.

Blogger Jürgen Nation said...

Also, "boobs flailing"?! Why do I think of pancakes, Kris. WHY. That is just just 17 shades of wrong.

Blogger Cheryl said...

sad for madonna that she just isn't worth as much as she used to be.

Blogger ThursdayNext said...

Actually, these days it needs to be an image of Posh Spice and not Madonna to sell...just sayin'. ;)

Blogger Mommi Tutu said...

Just the laugh I needed today!

Blogger Anisa said...

you are HILARIOUS! just what i needed today!

Blogger Amaya said...

Post a Comment

<< Home

footer